Violence

Doorman: Guns, man. I have too many guns.

–41st between 1st & 2nd

Asian girl: So he gave me directions to go meet him.
White guy: What? I ain’t goin there, that neighborhood is all Cripped out! I ain’t about to get shot!
Asian girl: Look, I can call a car service to pick us up at the train station if it’s that big of a deal.
White guy: Naw, I’m kiddin’, I’ll just stab ’em with a pen.

–Walgreens, 4th Avenue

Girl on cell: What, did she say she thought I was going to hit her or something?…There was a customer there!

–Broadway & 70th

Overheard by: Vanessa Robinson