Girl #1: He stabbed me in the face, but he awright.
Girl #2: (unintelligible)
Girl #1: Yeah! It's like he don't care about my well-being.

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Fat drunk guy: Dude, I would totally kick a couple of chicks in the cunt!

Knoxville, Tennessee

60-year-old journalism professor: Oh, the choking game? Heh… I play that all the time.

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sarah

Stoned girl at party: I don't think I'm gonna call him back, he was fingering me in pretty rapey way.

Leamington Spa

Overheard by: Bleep

Guy: My mom hit my dad with a frying pan. He doesn't have a cheek anymore. It's been entirely restructured. She used to beat the shit out of him! It was so funny. But when he drunk–that's when she'd get a beating.
Girl, sympathetically: Your family…
Guy: Oh, I love my family! I don't know what I'd do without them!

Neptune City, New Jersey

Guy: We could have been run over by trucks or seagulls.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Nik

Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!

1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: really?

Guido to skinny guy on métro: So you weren't really grabbing her boobs. That's just following instructions. (pause) You were just being a team player, man.

Vendôme Métro

Girl: Do you want me to kick you in the balls?
Guy: What?
Girl: Cause then you'd be all like, “Now I can't reproduce. What's the point anymore?”

Weir House
New Zealand

Teenage girl to friend: I want a boy. If I get a girl I'm going to shove her back in.

New Jersey