Girl #1: I can’t believe you’re about to get your culo waxed.
Girl #2: I can’t believe you didn’t get your culo waxed!
Girl #1: You know I have an asshole phobia, for Christ’s sake!
–50th St & 6th Ave
Girl #1: I can’t believe you’re about to get your culo waxed.
Girl #2: I can’t believe you didn’t get your culo waxed!
Girl #1: You know I have an asshole phobia, for Christ’s sake!
–50th St & 6th Ave
Hobo lady with piercing tone walking the length of the subway car: I’m so hungry. I’m so hungry, can somebody give me some food? I’m so hungry. [pause] Nobody cares. Nobody cares, you all don’t care. You are all selfish. Nobody cares.
She has reached the end of the subway car as it approaches City Hall.
Hobo lady to quiet plump lady: Honey, you need to get your roots done. Your hair is ugly.
Hobo lady leaves the car.
–R train between Rector & City Hall
Overheard by: Kathryn
Scrubby girl: …so he said I spent too much on bags, and I should sell some. But I love bags, and I get them all on sale!
Professional girl: How much do you spend on bags a month?
Scrubby girl: Around a thousand.
Professional girl: And how much is your rent?
Scrubby girl: Eight hundred.
Professional girl: So sell some fucking bags. Jesus!
–14th & A
Overheard by: Corocet
Jockman: Sweetie, you’re being silly. I shaved my legs to be more aerodynamic.
Girlfriend: Don’t talk to me.
–F train
Drunk guy: Exuse me, miss, do you see that woman over there?
Miss: Yes?
Drunk guy: She looks horrible in that dress, don’t you think?
Miss: Um. . .
Drunk guy: If she were my wife I would not let her wear that out of the house!
–2 train
Overheard by: Violeta
Guy to buddies: This chick was so ugly I wouldn’t want to cum on her face.
–Off the Wagon
Salesboy: Hi, do you know about our sale?
Eurotrash: I know everything.
–fcuk, Prince St.
Suit: Hey, I got this suit just for the interview. What do you think?
Suit’s friend: Looks good.
Suit: Yeah, it does. I look so good in this suit I could probably get away with incest.
Suit’s friend: Incest?!?
Suit: One of the hardest things to get away with.
–F train
Yuppie businessman on cell: I don’t care who designed them, you’re taking them back… You spent $600 on a pair of fucking shoes!?Unbelievable… Ok, whatever, I don’t care, this conversation is over… Goodbye! [to friend] Can you believe this shit?…. Lucky for her she lets me fuck her in the ass.
–46th & Madison Ave.
Overheard by: Douglas Quade
