Overheard in PDX

How Sally Got Drunk for the First Time

Girl: Do we have any soda?
Guy: We have Pabst. It's pretty much the same.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/give-that-man-blue-ribbon.html

Overheard by: sarafist

Posted on October 2, 2009
Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Food, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Overheard in PDX

Giant Cock.

Little girl: I'm in love with a boy at my preschool.
Mom: Yeah? What's he like?
Little girl, shrugging: Blue eyes, blond hair, good skin.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/hes-10.html

Overheard by: amy

Posted on September 25, 2009
Education, Feelings, Kids, Moms, Overheard in PDX, Parenting, Questions

Do You Like Origami?

Senior citizen: You should see my dick. I only had a quarter of it circumcised.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/t-m-i.html

Overheard by: b! X

Posted on September 22, 2009
Health & Hygiene, Offers and requests, Old folks, Overheard in PDX, Penis

It's Become Illegal to Take Them Through Airports

Middle-aged man on bus: I made the mistake of letting my grandkids come over Saturday. They are nothing but little virus factories!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/08/offspring.html

Overheard by: micah

Posted on August 10, 2009
Bus, Compare and contrast, Family ties, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Maladies, Overheard in PDX

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Gifts, Guys, Money, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Relationships, Students

Then We Watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Her: Clown porn, clown porn, clown porn. You put that in my head.
Him: How did I put that in your head?
Her: You told me about it.
Him: No, I told you about midget porn.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/porn.html

Overheard by: b! x.

Posted on January 31, 2009
Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Porn, Questions, Weirdness

Which Aren't Even Real– They're Chicken Cutlets!

Girl #1: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I ride the MAX at night.
Girl #2: My mom thinks I'm a whore cuz I have big boobs.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/american-teen.html

Overheard by: brian

Posted on October 7, 2008
Body parts, Compare and contrast, Default, Family ties, Friends, Girls, Overheard in PDX

I Thought He Was a Colored Guy from Colorado

Human #1: I think he's Indian.
Human #2: Which kind?
Human #1: What do you mean?
Human #2: Where does he come from?
Human #1: Indiana.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/08/indiana-wants-me.html

Overheard by: robert

Posted on October 3, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Stupidity, Words

Why Do You Always Have to Add That?

Guy #1, leaving the bar: I’ll see you later.
Guy #2, still nursing his drink: Yeah, if I don’t die first.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: molly

Posted on March 6, 2008
Airports & flights, Comebacks, Death & dying, Default, Guys, Oregon, Overheard in PDX, Time Management

In Whites

Guy #1: No, I mean, this dude is old-school.
Guy #2: Like, how old-school?
Guy #1: Like, so old-school he plays tennis!

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/05/wii-tennis-anyone.html

Overheard by: brad

Posted on January 4, 2008
Gossip, Guys, Overheard in PDX, Stupidity