Man #1: I can’t find a Century 21 anywhere! Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find a Century 21?
Man #2: The only one I know of is right by the twin towers.
–Madison Sq Garden
Overheard by: on his way to madonna
Man #1: I can’t find a Century 21 anywhere! Excuse me, sir, do you know where I could find a Century 21?
Man #2: The only one I know of is right by the twin towers.
–Madison Sq Garden
Overheard by: on his way to madonna
In line for opening night show of Superman Returns.
Passerby: What’s this line for?
Black dude: Man, everybody wants to see Supercracker.
–4th Ave, between 13th and 14th
Overheard by: Potomac
Lady: Are you from Miami?
Girl wearing a Phillies shirt: No, why?
Lady: Your shirt.
–104th & Broadway
Overheard by: Fatty McFingers
Tall girl smoking cigarette on the sidewalk: You’re not my type.
Short guying selling CDs on the sidewalk: What do you mean?
Tall girl: First of all, you’re short. Second of all, you’re selling CDs on the sidewalk.
–6th Ave & 12th St
Lady: My dog hates morbidly obese people.
Guy: That’s so cool.
Lady: I guess a fat person must’ve sat on her at the crackhouse where I found her.
–Tompkins Square Park
Girl #1: Wow, your outfits are so cool.
Girl #2: Thanks!
Girl #1: Do you have any more glow bracelets?
Girl #2: Yeah, a lot
Girl #1: Can I have one?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: Oh…So before when I said your outfits were cool: I was totally lying.
–Joshua Tree ladies’ room, 3rd Avenue
Overheard by: e jack
Man: Oh, we are going to see my niece. My sister is so proud of her, she’s on Broadway.
Woman: That’s wonderful. What is she playing?
Man: She’s in Chicago playing one of the whores.
–Amtrak train
Overheard by: Moises
