She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music

Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?

Düsseldorf
Germany

Overheard by: Anja Schwalm

Posted on August 17, 2020
Comebacks, Germany, Girls, Mental illnesses, Singing, Strangers

…And He Let Me Touch His Mallard?

Girl: Hey, what about that time we went duck hunting naked and…
Random passerby: That sounds like fun!

Georgetown
Washington, DC

Posted on August 9, 2020
Animals, Body parts, Default, Girls, Memory lane, Sex, Strangers, Washington, DC

There's Never a Truce in the Trench Warfare Between the Sexes

Older lady to complete strangers: So the last guy I dated, all he wanted was sex! We were on the beach and we passed a trench, and he was like “I'll put you in that hole!”

Escondido, California

Posted on May 30, 2020
California, Old folks, Relationships, Sex, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

I Didn’t Drop the Other One on the Floor

Dude, approaching table of people: Excuse me? Hi, I noticed you put your salad in the microwave, and I was just wondering… Why?
Asian guy: Why not?
Dude: Well, it’s just… you had two… And you didn’t put the other one in… I have to know!

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/02/monday-madness.html

Overheard by: a’da

Posted on February 10, 2020
Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Strangers

They Disagree on What “City of Brotherly Love” Really Means

Scene guy: Come back! I want a hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!
Scene guy: I want my hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!

22nd and Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: catty

Posted on December 30, 2019
Insults, Pennsylvania, Strangers

I'll Stick to My Placenta Face-Cream, Thank You Very Much

Male wedding-goer to female wedding-goer: Oh, you guys work here? Excellent! My sister's husband, oh, I mean my brother-in-law, sells semen. Bull semen.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412831/you-know-in-case-youre-in-the-market.html

Overheard by: best pick-up line ever

Posted on November 20, 2019
Animals, Cum, Family ties, Jobs & Careers, Overheard in Minneapolis, Strangers, Weirdness

Relax– That Just Means It Likes You

(strange loud sound comes from the plane)
Calm but confused flight attendant: That's weird, I've never heard that before.
Freaked out passenger: Um, excuse me? What?!

Flight to Cancun, Mexico

Posted on October 7, 2019
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, North America, Public transportation, Questions, Strangers

If Charles Dickens Had Gone to College in Florida

Girl: It was a land of chocolate and a land of Lego. It was glorious.
Random guy, walking by: Glorious!

University of Central Florida

Posted on June 23, 2019
Candy, Florida, Strangers, Toys, Wishes

We Better Have to Swim Through Her Blood When We Disembark

Metro announcement: The Red Line is experiencing delays due to a sick customer at Farragut North… Trains will share tracks at Gallery Place and Metro Center.
Man on metro: How sick was this customer?
Woman on metro: She better be dead, I'll tell you that.

Washington, DC

Overheard by: jposkin

Posted on February 13, 2019
Death & dying, Default, Guys, Maladies, Public transportation, Strangers, Washington, DC, Women

Just Your Country

Charity guy: Hello there. I’m Australian, and I’m giving out free hugs.
Girl: Okay then [hugs him].
Charity guy: What about your friends here?
Girl: Oh, they’re German. They don’t want hugs.

Redhill
Surrey
England

Posted on June 2, 2018
England, Race, Strangers

Strangers