Practically the Only Thing in Ottawa You Haven't Done

Slutty teen in very short skirt (yelling): Yo,what time is it?
Drunk passerby : (shows watch on wrist)
Slutty teen (indignantly): Like, I don't do analogue, bitch!

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on May 13, 2018
Canadia, Default, Drunks, Insults, Questions, Strangers, Technology, Teens, Time Management

One Of Those Rare Days When the Sun Comes Out

Half-naked girl to clothed passerby: Whassup? It's just one of those days.
Clothed passerby: I hear ya.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 4, 2018
Clothing, Girls, Oregon, Strangers, Time Management, Weirdness

But I'll Ask That the Contract Be Written on Recycled Paper

Greenpeace canvasser: Hey! Want to save some trees?
Lady: I don't have time right now. I have to go get rid of a man by divorcing him.

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Deana

Posted on December 8, 2017
Illinois, Questions, Relationships, Strangers, Time Management, Women

It’d Be a Match Made in Heaven If She’d Only Stop Stealing My Watch

Girl: Who are you dating now?
Guy: I don’t know if you’d call it dating, but I met a stripper that comes over around midnight, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she’s gone.
Random eavesdropper: Dude, marry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, California

Posted on September 30, 2017
BJs, California, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Strangers

Even the Preachers in Oregon Are Weirdly Crunchy and Alternative.

Freshman girl, emphatically to strangers: Roller derby saved my life! Roller derby saved all of our lives!

Eugene, Oregon

Overheard by: You've been playing for a month, shut up

Posted on June 29, 2017
Oregon, Strangers, Students, Stupidity, Weirdness

Translation: My Kids Are Greedy Little Assholes

Little girl with mother: My birthday’s coming up soon, so I don’t want to get anything for me.
Woman in opposite aisle: There is no way that child is human.

CVS
Houston, Texas

Posted on April 27, 2016
Etiquette, Glad the condom broke, Gossip, Strangers, Texas

See My Rattail?

Man at bar: What do you girls do for a living?
Attractive women: We’re in sales, you?
Man: You’re in sales? I think you need a career change.
Women: I’m sorry, what do you do?
Man: I’m with the carnival.

Country Bar
Fort Worth, Texas

Posted on January 30, 2016
Advice, Chicks, Default, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Questions, Restaurants, Strangers, Texas, Weirdness, Women

In Canadia, Even the Pedophiles Are Kinda Quaint

Lounging suburban man to passers-by: Your kids look like they want to do the chicken limbo.

Toronto
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: The cool aunt

Posted on January 23, 2016
Canadia, Games, Kids, Parenting, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes

Because You Ate Them?

Man beside pen with goat: I am not paying that much for that! I am not buying your goat!
Goatkeeper: Nobody's buying the goat.
Man beside pen with goat: That's it, I'm taking the goat!
Goatkeeper: Nobody's taking the goat, we're not selling the goat!
Large passerby: There are no goats in Cameroon.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on November 27, 2015
Animals, Canadia, Fat people, Guys, Money, Strangers

Americans Mistakenly Believe Silence Can Be Improved Upon

Russian girl: When I read in Russian, nothing can stop me. But when I read in English, I need silence.
American girl: That's what the music is for!

Train
Moscow to Nizhniy Novgorod
Russia

Overheard by: Adam Nathan

Posted on October 27, 2015
Books, Character, Girls, Language barrier, Music, Strangers, Train

Strangers

Because You Ate Them?