Suit #1: I hope they don’t go ahead and give these crappy ideas to the client.
Suit #2: That’s why we have jobs — because I can pull this shit out of my ass faster than they can.
–42nd & Broadway
Suit #1: I hope they don’t go ahead and give these crappy ideas to the client.
Suit #2: That’s why we have jobs — because I can pull this shit out of my ass faster than they can.
–42nd & Broadway
Headache medicine flyer girl: Sir, do you have a headache?
Suit: Not yet.
–Hoboken PATH station
Overheard by: Bo
Lady suit #1: Yeah, I’ve always been a sun worshiper.
Lady suit #2: And how does your son feel about that?
–34th & 9th
Overheard by: solar spiritualist
Tiny lady suit staring at stairs, to no one in particular: I wish someone would just carry me up…
Huge, burly guy: I’ll carry you.
Tiny lady suit: Ew! Gross!
–E station, 7th Ave
Drunk girl: It’s like we’re the same person!
Suit: Except you’re four inches shorter, thirty pounds heavier, and a dumbass!
–Times Square
Hobo: Why did Freddy kill Martin Luther King, Jr.? Because he had a dream!
Suit: It doesn’t get much better than this.
–1 train
Overheard by: okredtrain
Suit #1: Is she a lesbian?
Suit #2: I hope so.
–Grand Central
Suit #1, looking down at subway tracks: Man, you’ve got like a foot and a half of empty space there! Come on, how much would you do it for?
Suit #2: Lie down under a train?!
Suit #1: Yeah, man!
Suit #2: One hundred dollars.
–6 train platform, Grand Central
Overheard by: Christine
Fashion suit: Please, help yourself to some breakfast.
Fashion editor-type: No, thanks, I’m not really a food-person.
–Fashion event, Midtown
