Lady suit #1: I mean, can you imagine waking up one day to find out that you’re six months pregnant?
Lady suit #2: Seven months.
Lady suit #1: Seven months?

Overheard by: jfa

Cute girl to suit: What are you drinking?
Suit: Absolut on the rocks.
Cute girl: I prefer Belvedere.
Suit: Are you trying to get a free drink?
Cute girl to bartender: May I please have a Chopin Martini, up with olives? (points to suit, then turns back to him) Go fuck yourself. (walks away)

Hotel Bar
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: arrc

Suit: … And of course afterwards she ran up and down the hospital corridor naked, screaming at her husband.

New Zealand

50-something female suit: That's a dog? I thought it was a kid in a weird hat!

Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: really?

Suit on cell: And then we'll use the leftover money for the Asians!

Bellevue, Washington

Overheard by: Curious

Suit on cell: I just want to take her to North Carolina and pound the shit out of her. Is that okay?

18th Street and Belmont Road
Washington, DC

Overheard by: glad im not in NC

Suit on cell: Oh, did I tell you I met someone? (pause) Her name is Brian.

Civic Center Farmer's Market
San Francisco, California

Suit #1: The ladies here really have it better than the guys.
Suit #2: Like how?
Suit #1: Like the women’s restroom — they’ve got nice stuff in there. They’ve got flowers and hand lotion and, like, free tampons! Why don’t the guys get that?!

San Francisco, California

Middle-aged suit on cell: Yeah… Well, I don't know. (pause) Doesn't she have Alzheimer's? (pause) I don't care if she's your mother. (pause) Yeah, well, maybe she shouldn't be trading your stocks, then.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: mo

Lady suit on cell: Yeah, I wanna just have wild, heathen sex sometime… Well, he is black…

Panera Bread
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: kat