Cute guy to German flight attendant on layover: So, do you have cars in Germany?
Overheard by: barkeeper
Girl: So, my mom is Jewish and my dad is Christian. Does that make me, like, bi‐racial?
–Eugene Lang College
Overheard by: Still ashamed I go to school here
Hispanic high school girl: Is the Fourth of July always on a Friday?
Overheard by: D‑Law
Guy to friend: Well, that’s nice, they have these machines set up for the visually impaired, but what about the deaf people?
–ATM, 38th St & Madison Ave
Overheard by: jennyooooo
Student: Is Swedish even a language?
Trucker: What are you, stupid, or both?
–M86 Crosstown Bus