Wednesday O‑o‐o‐oooo‐One‐Liners

Skinny Spanish girl: That nigga was saying how he had me moaning and screaming, but I was like, “nigga, I’m just loud – that doesn’t mean you’re good!”

–Ft. Hamilton Parkway, Brooklyn

Overheard by: also loud

Ghetto chick to friend: Yo…in my country, it’s illegal to not please your woman. You gotta fuck her till she begs you to stop.

–116th & 1st

Overheard by: DonnaRae

Man on phone: Yeah…I just fingerblasted her for like an hour. No big deal.

–E 4th St & 2nd Ave

Overheard by: intern2

Mom to teenage son: And I was like “sure, have sex in my bed, it never sees any.”

–Mercer & W 3rd

Girl on cell: Oh no, he’s back fucking his secretary now, so I’m like, completely free!

–East Village

20‐something on cell, after loud graphic sex tale: And don’t you be telling anyone! I don’t like strangers knowing my business.

–Express Bus to Brooklyn