Girl #1: Ew, that horse is peeing.
Girl #2: Dude…that is a shitload of pee.
–Central Park South & 5th
Overheard by: samuel
Girl #1: Ew, that horse is peeing.
Girl #2: Dude…that is a shitload of pee.
–Central Park South & 5th
Overheard by: samuel
Girl #1: I cut myself shaving.
Girl #2: That sucks. I shaved my twat.
Girl #1: What about your legs?
Girl #2: Nope.
Girl #1: Then why your junk?
Girl #2: I was bored
Girl #1: So you shave random things when bored?
Girl #2: Yep! Besides, I guess my twat needed it the most. It was a damn jungle down there; I could almost hear the tiger roar.
–Central Park
Woman on cell: Oh my god. Screw you. I’m going to screw you with a screwdriver.
–Central Park
Chick: How’s the leg?
Guy: They can’t find it anywhere…Halloween, you know.
Chick: Well, next year, don’t go as a pirate.
Guy: The thing is, next year I kind of have to go as a pirate.
–Central Park Zoo
Teen boy: My puppy is probably going to die soon.
Teen girl: Aw, when?
Teen boy: Probably by next September, he’ll be a corpse.
Teen girl: Wait, why?
Teen boy: He has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
–Central Park
