“Amicable Separation:” Defined

Woman to others: And every time she sees him, she shakes her fist at him, like this! (shakes fist in the air)

Harris Teeter
Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on November 11, 2010
Crazies, Feelings, Hands, North Carolina, Relationships, Threats

…But My Second Wish Would Be for World Peace.

Man in Mötley Crüe t-shirt to little girl: But yeah, I think I'd bring Kurt Cobain back for a day just for the fun of it.

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Posted on April 3, 2010
About celebrities, Crazies, Oklahoma, Weirdness, Wishes

Don't Hold Your Breath Waiting for Divine Fireworks, Ma'am

Girl: December 27th, plenty of time to fuck someone for New Year's.
Crazy lady: I didn't hear that! I'm a Pentacostal! That's blasphemy!

Gainesville, Florida

Posted on December 31, 2009
Crazies, Florida, Girls, Religion, Sex, Time Management, Women

This Time I Promise Not to Cheat in Front Of You

Crazy woman on cell: Yeah, you know, I just… I really think we're meant to be together. I can't stop thinking about you. I mean I feel bad I lost you… (brief pause) but I mean I saw this psychic and she said we're totally meant to be, so yeah… (pause again) Well, I mean if you don't care that I slept with so many guys while we were together, maybe we could try again?

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Overheard by: aiden