Slut #1: I love how you’re, like, so minimal in your buttoning.
Slut #2: That’s because I’m a slut.
–Hunter College
Overheard by: should have asked for a favor
Slut #1: I love how you’re, like, so minimal in your buttoning.
Slut #2: That’s because I’m a slut.
–Hunter College
Overheard by: should have asked for a favor
Young man: So, since you last saw me, I’ve decided to become a vegetarian.
Young girl: What’s that? Like fish or somethin’?
–F train
Overheard by: kathy iandoli
Girl: Men are dicks.
Friend: It’s alright. You’ll get a new guy soon — you’re cute!
Girl: I know. I’m just sad.
Friend: Well, the sun will come out tomorrow. Have you ever heard of it being cloudy forever? No, because that’s impossible… Except for after a nuclear holocaust, in which case you should just kill yourself.
–4th & Mercer
Chick #1: I don’t know why it isn’t working!
Chick #2: Maybe you should get shit-faced.
Chick #3: Maybe you should try a push-up bra.
–23rd & 6th
Overheard by: Is there a 3rd solution?
Woman to Eric*: Are you a sexual adventurer?
Man: Eric is the Amerigo Vespucci of ass play.
–Against the Grain, East Village
Overheard by: Adam
Chick: There you go with that booty!
Booty-toting friend: You like that booty?
Chick: Yeah, that’s a nice booty. I just want to smack that booty right now!
–Columbia
Chick: You have to be really careful nowadays downloading things online.
Dude: Amber, I have been downloading porn since I was 11. I think I know what I’m doing…
–F train
Lady #1: The doctor has me on all kinds of medication for my STD.
Lady #2: Oh?
Daughter of lady #1: Mom, for the last time, it’s ‘SVT,’ not ‘STD.’ You have a heart condition, not a sexually transmitted disease.
Lady #1: Shit, I really have to stop getting those two things mixed up!
–E train
Dude: You’re such a slut!
Chick: How does leaving town make me a slut?
Dude: Uh, I was talking about your door-to-door nut-slapping service.
–Stuyvesant Town
Overheard by: Danielle is hot!
Theater buff #1: So, do you think Michael Richards is a racist?
Theater buffs #2 and #3: Yes.
Theater buff #4: Nah.
Theater buff #1: Why not?
Theater buff #4: Because he’s a comedian and he yelled it on stage at a heckler. Racists don’t yell ‘nigger’ during a stand-up act in a comedy club. Racists yell ‘nigger’ when they’re driving a pickup truck dragging a chained-up black man behind them. People don’t fucking understand that a comedy improv can go horribly wrong!
–Sardi’s
Overheard by: Big Larry
