That's What You Said at the Pyramids Of Giza

Tourist: It's like Times Square with less fat people!

Piccadilly Circus
London
England

Overheard by: Stuart

Posted on November 23, 2009
Compare and contrast, Diet & weight, England, Tourists

It's the Germany Of the United States.

Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Could you take our picture?
German tourist: Sure.
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Thanks a lot, man.
German tourist: You luv New Jer-see?
Guy in “I heart NJ” shirt: Hell yeah!
German tourist: You za own-lee vun!

London
England

Overheard by: Joyful One

Posted on October 18, 2009
England, Feelings, Foreigners, Offers and requests, Questions, Tourists, Weirdness

Propelled by Airbrush, Like a Playboy Bunny

American tourist to girlfriend: No, it's a special species of blue rabbit that can survive in space.
Girlfriend: Wow!

Kaaba Cafe
Prague
Czech Republic

Posted on August 26, 2009
Animals, Bars & Clubs, Couples, Europe, Science, Stupidity, Tourists

Ten Bucks Says They're American

Teenage tourist girl to friend: Wanna play connect the dots with my track marks?
Friend: (laughs nervously)
Teenage tourist girl: Also, if you do that stupid thing with your water glass again, I'm gonna strangle you, and throw you in a pit and put a dead dog on top of your grave. Pass me that cheese?

Pizzeria
Rome
Italy

Posted on August 25, 2009
Animals, Death & dying, Food, Friends, Italy, Offers and requests, Restaurants, Teens, Threats, Tourists, Weirdness

Since the Rain Machine Is Broken

Host to dumb tourist: Would you like to sit inside or in the garden?
Dumb tourist: What's the weather like in the garden?
Host: I'm going to guess that it's the same as outside the front door you just walked through.

Restaurant
Charleston, South Carolina

Overheard by: Crash

Posted on August 6, 2009
Employees, Idiots, Questions, Restaurants, Science, South Carolina, Stupidity, Tourists, Weather

Then Where Are the Coconuts, Brainiac?

Tourist to park ranger: How do I get to Mt. Desert Island from here?
Park ranger: Ummm, you're standing on it.
Tourist: No, I'm not.
Park ranger: Yes, you are.
Tourist: This is ridiculous, I'm going to report you to the government.
Park ranger: No, really, you're on the island.

Mount Desert Island, Maine

Posted on July 19, 2009
Employees, Geography, Maine, Questions, Threats, Tourists

President Bush Directs a Rendition Of The Wizard Of Oz

Tourist: Are you a good Muslim or a bad Muslim?

Haunted Mansion, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Eric

Posted on July 12, 2009
Compare and contrast, Florida, Questions, Religion, Tourists

I Thought All the Whack-Jobs Were on Capitol Hill?

Confused tourist lady, looking at anime convention kids in costume: Excuse me? Do you know what all of this is about?
Local: Yeah, the whack-job convention is in town.
Confused tourist lady: The…the…”whack-job” convention? (looks at costumes) Whack-jobs?
Local: (smacks forehead and turns away)

Washington, DC

Overheard by: Sarah Boyd