NYU guy proposing Mary Poppins as a Rocky Horror-style sing-along: It’d probably be fun to get drunk and go to one of those.
NYU girl: I don’t know…
NYU guy: Well, that’s what my oboe teacher said.
–Washington Square
Overheard by: fifi
NYU guy proposing Mary Poppins as a Rocky Horror-style sing-along: It’d probably be fun to get drunk and go to one of those.
NYU girl: I don’t know…
NYU guy: Well, that’s what my oboe teacher said.
–Washington Square
Overheard by: fifi
Black lady: I really want you guys to meet my new boyfriend. I think you’ll like him.
White lady: Okaaay. Um… How is he with white people?
–St. Mark’s Pl & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: JD
Old black man #1: I’m gonna go get a Post.
Old black man #2: A brotha reading the Post? Oh, man…
Old black man #1: Man, it’s only 25 cents. And it’s got page six!
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Jill
Headline by: Dave
Runners-Up:
· “Hahaha…wait…black people? READING?” – pants
· “I always sleep under that one” – Mike B
· “Judge me not by the color of my skin but by the content of my paper” – nyinsf
· “That’s the quilted page” – N. A. Cargo
NYU girl #1: Okay, so we’re all really, really mad at Paul.
NYU girl #2: What’d he do?
NYU girl #1: Nothing, but it’s us versus him.
–Hayden Residence Hall, Washington Square
Mom: Look at the size of that dog!
Four-year-old son: That’s not a dog, it’s a chihuahua!
–Washington Sq Park
Overheard by: Kerri
Guy in BYU tee: Let’s just face it — no one we meet here will be normal.
BYU girl: Yeah, you’re so right.
–Washington Square Park
NYU bimbette #1: Why is it called ‘Deutschland’ if the people there aren’t Dutch?
NYU bimbette #2: Because the German name for Germany is ‘Deutschland.’
NYU bimbette #1: Oh… So, then… why don’t they just call it ‘Germany’?
–Washington Square Park
Redhead: I was so wasted that I ended up fucking this guy right on the bar. On the bar.
Brunette: You what?!
Redhead: Yeah, they told me to never, ever come back in there again.
Brunette: Holy shit.
Redhead: Oh, but it gets worse.
Brunette: How can it possibly get worse?
Redhead: He was a big, fat guy.
Brunette: You really shouldn’t do shots.
–Washington Square
Gay guy: I really hate her! I just really can’t stand her!
Chick: Ugh, me neither. She’s such a bitch.
Gay guy: Did you know she’s a robot?
–Washington Square Park
NYU girl #1: It’s almost like… a pseudo-lesbian crush… I mean, I don’t wanna touch her or anything.
NYU girl #2: Yeah, I don’t wanna touch her, I just…
NYU girl #1: I just, like, want her to lay in my bed with me and tell stories.
–Washington Square Park
