Woman to another: Yeah, that’s true, but she has a huge uterus anyway.

–Staten Island Ferry Terminal

Overheard by: Will Couchon

Black lady: I had to shut his throat and it was all [violent gurgling noises].

–Varick & King St

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

NYU blonde to friend: I wish I was made of pixels… But cells are sorta like pixels, right? So yay, I am!

–D train

Overheard by: keeeem

Flyer guy: Here you go, sexy! [Brunette ignores him and keeps walking.] I’ll take you home and bite you! I’ll bite a nice big chunk out of your thigh!

–Broadway & Liberty

Overheard by: ouch ouch

White girl: Ow, my face! I mean my head! I mean my arm…

–Bard High School Early College

Overheard by: jules

Grungy middle-aged man: I’m picking my nose! I’m picking my nose!

–St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave

Fat Latina: I remember just squatting over her and stuffing it in her face.

–36th & Park

Overheard by: Confabulation Nation

Guy: It’s not the eyes in the back of the head, it the lack of a nose in the back of the head that’s the problem.

–N train

Overheard by: sara n.

Chick: My ovaries popped, and he’s giving me shit for it.

–Queens Blvd & Continental Ave

Overheard by: Jacquie

Guy on cell: They need new feet… I don’t know, to walk on!

–7th & 4th, Brooklyn

Chick: A uterus seems like a fun place to be!

–57th & 2nd

Overheard by: Sally S.

Man on cell: Baby, you are the only one who has seen my body! You are the only one who has seen my body!

–14th & 3rd

Overheard by: bildita

Chipper, early-20s redhead to blonde: Open your ears, woman! Do I have to use my tail?!

–116th & Broadway

Middle-aged man: If I wanted to gouge his eyes out, I’d have his eyes in my pocket right now.

–11th & 5th

Overheard by: Max

Fat teen: I don’t know about you, but my clit is real low… Like, down near my ass.

–110th & Central Park West

Overheard by: Kong

Guy on cell: What fell out yo’ foot? What do you mean, the bone fell out yo’ foot! Put it back in!

–Penn Station

Woman preaching to two friends: I can’t believe he couldn’t find the ovary. I mean, if you’ve seen an ovary once, you know how to find it again. It’s not hard.

–F train

Overheard by: commuter

Woman on cell: I’m sorry, baby, what part of your body are you talking about? … Oh, God.

–A train