Guy: I don’t know if I actually agree with you.
Girl: So, what are ovaries if not inverted testicles?
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Seth J.
Guy: I don’t know if I actually agree with you.
Girl: So, what are ovaries if not inverted testicles?
–Columbia University
Overheard by: Seth J.
Woman to another: Yeah, that’s true, but she has a huge uterus anyway.
–Staten Island Ferry Terminal
Overheard by: Will Couchon
Black lady: I had to shut his throat and it was all [violent gurgling noises].
–Varick & King St
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
NYU blonde to friend: I wish I was made of pixels… But cells are sorta like pixels, right? So yay, I am!
–D train
Overheard by: keeeem
Flyer guy: Here you go, sexy! [Brunette ignores him and keeps walking.] I’ll take you home and bite you! I’ll bite a nice big chunk out of your thigh!
–Broadway & Liberty
Overheard by: ouch ouch
White girl: Ow, my face! I mean my head! I mean my arm…
–Bard High School Early College
Overheard by: jules
Grungy middle-aged man: I’m picking my nose! I’m picking my nose!
–St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave
Chick #1: Where’s your tooth?
Chick #2: In my shoe.
–18th & 4th
Chick: She’s a little angry right now.
Guy: Who, my mom or your cooch?
–4 train
Overheard by: Rachie
English teacher: Midas wanted everything he touched to turn to gold. What did he touch?
Student: His stuff…?
English teacher: Let’s not even go there.
–Brooklyn Tech
Overheard by: Julie
Fat Latina: I remember just squatting over her and stuffing it in her face.
–36th & Park
Overheard by: Confabulation Nation
Guy: It’s not the eyes in the back of the head, it the lack of a nose in the back of the head that’s the problem.
–N train
Overheard by: sara n.
Chick: My ovaries popped, and he’s giving me shit for it.
–Queens Blvd & Continental Ave
Overheard by: Jacquie
Guy on cell: They need new feet… I don’t know, to walk on!
–7th & 4th, Brooklyn
Chick: A uterus seems like a fun place to be!
–57th & 2nd
Overheard by: Sally S.
Man on cell: Baby, you are the only one who has seen my body! You are the only one who has seen my body!
–14th & 3rd
Overheard by: bildita
Chipper, early-20s redhead to blonde: Open your ears, woman! Do I have to use my tail?!
–116th & Broadway
Little girl, holding herself and shivering: Daddy, Daddy — my heart is cold!
Father: Your heart is cold?
Little girl: Yes, it’s cold!
–Central Park
Overheard by: Lai
Young Asian man to Asian woman with baby, while touching baby’s foot: She is so soft. Does she have bones yet?
Asian mom: Yes, she has bones!
–L train
Overheard by: Lisa
Middle-aged man: If I wanted to gouge his eyes out, I’d have his eyes in my pocket right now.
–11th & 5th
Overheard by: Max
Fat teen: I don’t know about you, but my clit is real low… Like, down near my ass.
–110th & Central Park West
Overheard by: Kong
Guy on cell: What fell out yo’ foot? What do you mean, the bone fell out yo’ foot! Put it back in!
–Penn Station
Woman preaching to two friends: I can’t believe he couldn’t find the ovary. I mean, if you’ve seen an ovary once, you know how to find it again. It’s not hard.
–F train
Overheard by: commuter
Woman on cell: I’m sorry, baby, what part of your body are you talking about? … Oh, God.
–A train
Girl #1: So, is he hot?
Girl #2: Well, kind of. He’s albino.
Girl #1: Does he have the fucking scary eyes?
Girl #2: He’s got the fucking scary eyes.
–14th St
Overheard by: Molly Fitzpatrick
