Los Angeles Peformances of Cinderella Are Often Fraught with Confusion

Girl #1: Does she need a green card?
Girl #2: No.
Girl #1: So he just loves her?

Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 19, 2023
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Questions, Relationships

Liberals Can’t Believe That Some Plagues Cure Themselves

Liberal #1: Cut off her head!
Liberal #2: No! Then she wouldn’t feel any of the pain!
Liberal #1: Yeah, you’re right… I suppose you could cut her head off half-way…
Passerby: Um, I don’t mean to interrupt, but, um, what are you talking about?
Liberal #1: How to kill Ann Coulter.
Liberal #2: Is that bad?
Passerby: Oh, no, continue! By all means, please!

After concert at Hollywood Bowl
Hollywood, California

Overheard by: Argonath

Posted on April 16, 2023
California, Murder, Strangers

Has Legally Blonde Ruined the Profession? Discuss.

Professor: When thinking about a case, you have to start by listing all the parties. You go, “We are the plaintiffs, the mighty, mighty plaintiffs…”

Law School
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: MaggieB

Posted on April 11, 2023
California, Colleges & Universities, Education, Jobs & Careers, Stupidity, Teachers

We Agree, Ms. Montag.

Girl: I wish I had a lovable face. My face is deceitful.

Bakersfield, California

Overheard by: Sarah

Posted on April 8, 2023
Body parts, California, Default, Feelings, Girls, Wishes

I Stowed It in the Crawl-Space with Your Dignity

Mom: I don't wanna be finding knives in the lawn anymore!
20-year-old son: Where's my sword?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: tab

Posted on March 30, 2023
California, Default, Guys, Moms, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

The Sierra Club Got a Restraining Order Against Her

Woman #1: Hey! Look! Trees!
Woman #2: No, you can't get one. Not after you killed the last one we gave you.

De Anza Flea Market
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl

Posted on March 24, 2023
California, Death & dying, Default, Shopping, Stores, Weirdness, Women

For Those Who've Lost Theirs, We Offer Replacements for a Small Fee.

Male flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, we have finally arrived at a gate. Please make sure you have all your personal belongings before you disembark: iPods, cell phones, BlackBerrys, small pets, sweaters, sunglasses, and since we just came from Las Vegas, wedding rings. Make sure you get those back on folks.

Oakland Airport, California

Overheard by: kat

Posted on March 23, 2023
Airports & flights, California, Clothes, Default, Flight attendants, Gadgets, Guys, Offers and requests, Public transportation

For All Your Disfiguration Needs

Metro guy to friend: And in the bathroom, under the sink, we have eye clippers…

Mall
San Diego, California

Posted on March 14, 2023
California, Gadgets, Guys, Malls, Weirdness

The Website?

Girl pointing at caterpillar on floor: Oh my god! What is that?
Friend: Ew, it's a caterpillar!
Girl: It just crawled out of me!
Friend: What?
Girl: Well she was just telling me that there are fish that crawl up your va-j-j if you pee in the lake!
Friend: That's only for guys. And in the Amazon!

Redding, California

Posted on March 10, 2023
Animals, California, Fears, Friends, Girls, Insects, Pee, Questions, Sensory experiences

That's More of an Orange County Accessory

Customer, browsing selection of charm bracelets: Do you have any Nazi charm bracelets? My daughter loves that stuff!
Craft vendor: Uh…no.

Craft Show
San Diego, California

Posted on March 9, 2023
California, Customers, Default, Employees, Family ties, History, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness