Celebrities Overheard

Wednesday One-liners Speak Well English

Girl on cell: Oh my God, I am like so uncoherent today.

–Washington Square Park

Overheard by: Athens Mol

Posted on March 15, 2006
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Wednesday One-liners Go Potty

Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again.

–Madison Square Garden ladies’ room

Posted on March 1, 2006
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Jealous Doesn’t Begin to Describe It

Chick: Are you Jon Lovitz?
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

–Union Square

Posted on February 24, 2006
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Overheard in the Studio

Mark Riley: We only got two rubbers? What’s up?

The Overheard staff was on Air America Radio to tape an interview. A cell phone goes off. Our publisher checks his. Our editor checks his. The producer and the sound guy look at theirs.

Mark Riley: Maybe it’s mine. Oh shit, it’s my wife!

He picks up.

Mark Riley on cell: …We’re filming I Love Lucy. What’s the problem?

–Air America studios, 20th & 6th

Overheard by: Thanks for having us!

Posted on February 2, 2006
Celebrities Overheard, Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, Marriage, On Cell, People, Sex & Relationships