Celebrities Overheard

Chick on cell: It’s a long story involving a lot of urine, but the gist of it is, we can’t use that refrigerator ever again.

–Madison Square Garden ladies’ room

Chick: Are you Jon Lovitz?
Jon Lovitz: Jealous?

–Union Square

Mark Riley: We only got two rubbers? What’s up?

The Overheard staff was on Air America Radio to tape an interview. A cell phone goes off. Our publisher checks his. Our editor checks his. The producer and the sound guy look at theirs.

Mark Riley: Maybe it’s mine. Oh shit, it’s my wife!

He picks up.

Mark Riley on cell: …We’re filming I Love Lucy. What’s the problem?

–Air America studios, 20th & 6th

Overheard by: Thanks for having us!

Jason Mraz: I pride myself on trying to be a normal guy–
Girl in audience: Let’s have sex!
Jason Mraz: –See, that’s not normal. Hey, and since this is technically my place of work, isn’t that sexual harrassment?

–Avery Fisher Hall, Lincoln Center

Overheard by: Amelia Stanley