Blonde: Because, you know, we travel so well together.
Brunette: Yeah, and this time I won’t be having anxiety attacks.
Blonde: And this time I won’t be trying to sleep with you.
–Kodama Sushi
Blonde: Because, you know, we travel so well together.
Brunette: Yeah, and this time I won’t be having anxiety attacks.
Blonde: And this time I won’t be trying to sleep with you.
–Kodama Sushi
Guy lugging large suitcases: Well, see ya.
Girl, crossing street away from him: Fine! Leave me! Don’t get sunburnt!
Guy: Don’t get pregnant!
–NYU
Overheard by: Crossing My Fingers
Dude #1: Hey… So, did the baby come out?
Dude #2: No, it decided to stay in a little longer.
–Union Square
Guy: Man, sandwiches are good.
Chick: You know, like, sandwiches are the best thing since ‘Nam.
–Deli, 120th & Amsterdam
Chelsea boy: … And then he turned to me and said, ‘I like her because she fucks me like a man.’
Chick: That’s just not something you want to hear from your father.
–Delancey & Essex
Overheard by: les chinatown
Dude #1: If I had money I’d eat there everyday.
Dude #2: If you had money I’d kill you and wear you like a pelt.
–Outside Walter Kerr Theater
Chick: Yo, people pee in this place. I don’t know why.
Friend: What?
Chick: I got a bionic nose. I can smell pee from three days ago.
–ACE, 14th & 8th
Overheard by: blistexaddict
Girl: You have to try this pasta I bought. It’s the best dry pasta you’ve ever tasted.
Boy: Best? I’ll try it, but I should warn you — I’m Italian.
Girl: Ugh, Italian people are always saying that!
–Elevator, NYU, Water St
Overheard by: Abram
Guy: These shoes are so comfortable I can walk in them!
Girl: That could quite possibly be the dumbest shit you have ever said.
–Neptune Ave & Ocean Pkwy
Overheard by: i am that guy
Girl #1: When I get rich I’m going to spend all of my money on art.
Girl #2: Me, too.
Girl #1: And wine. But really cheap wine, so I have more money to spend on art.
Girl #2: Well, it’s not like you drink anything but wine from a box now. You’ll be fine.
–Galeria Ramis Barquet, Chelsea
