Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Leevee

Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.

Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey

Scruffy guy: Shit, I'd suck dick for money. I've always kind of wished I was a girl so I could be a stripper… or a whore.

Gainesville, Florida

Guy: Men are bastards. I'm a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bastards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not paying attention: Wanna dance?

Norman, Oklahoma

Man on cell: What? You calling me fat pussy? I will punch you in the face!

Boston, Massachusetts

Student to college secretary: Have any peppermints?
Receptionist: As in candy?
Student: Yeah. Peppermints.
Receptionist: Um, no?
Student: What kind of a dumb-ass school doesn't have peppermints?!?

University for Women

Overheard by: Megan S.

Bossy little girl: No, no, no! You can’t play with us!
Normal little girl: What? Why?
Bossy little girl: Because we want to be unicorns and you want to be Wal-Mart!

Johnstown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: amy

Girl: Everyone knows Barbie is disproportional. Look! She has no butt! And her waist is tiny.
[Pause.]Professor: I bet black Barbie has a big butt.

Los Angeles, California

Male student to girlfriend: Your body is uneven!

George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia

Prissy girl on phone: You have a stupid face. You have to be my friend.


Overheard by: Gordinho