Guy: Yeah, can I get a poppy seed bagel to go?
Counter guy: You want anything on that?
Guy: Uh…poppy seeds.
–Deli, 22nd & 6th
Overheard by: Kristen
Guy: Yeah, can I get a poppy seed bagel to go?
Counter guy: You want anything on that?
Guy: Uh…poppy seeds.
–Deli, 22nd & 6th
Overheard by: Kristen
Old woman: You still don’t have any Halloween candy, huh?
Old man: Valentine’s Day. It’s Valentine’s Day candy! Why do you keep calling it Halloween?
–Duane Reade, 62nd & Broadway
Overheard by: Charlie Davidson
Woman: Last month I thought I was in love with you. Now I realize I’m stupid.
Man: Stupid in love?
Woman: No. Just stupid.
–Union Square
Guy: Dad, you had to see this broad; she must have been 200 to 250.
Dad: Like you’re some prize. You are 40, divorced, have 3 kids and live at home with your parents.
–68th & York
Overheard by: Anthony DiGangi
Hobo: Hey, man. I got your back.
Guy: Got my back on what?
Hobo: I saw you park your car.
Guy: What are you, a fucking valet?
Hobo: Listen, man. You got some change? I just wanna buy me a beer. I ain’t gonna lie to you…Today’s my birfday!
–96th & Broadway
Overheard by: Dirty Mike
Dude: Does that come with a meal?
Pasta guy: It is a meal.
–Bravo Pizza, 5th between 19th & 20th
Overheard by: Animal
Little girl: Mommy, what’s this?
Mom: Japanese art. You know, like in Mulan.
–The Met
McGirl: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Man: No thanks, I’m not hungry.
–McDonalds, 41st & 7th
Woman: Excuse me, can you recommend anything from the menu?
Waiter guy: No.
–Shopsin’s General Store, Carmine Street
Girl: It’s not that it’s small, it’s just…not that big.
Guy: I wish we could stop talking about this now.
Girl: …Maybe you could just stop shaving.
–CompUSA, 57th & Broadway
Overheard by: Leonor M.
