Girl #1: The next stop is ours.
Girl #2: How are we going to get out? Are we allowed to push people?
–6 train
- Posted on
- Girls, On the Subway, Violence
Girl #1: SoHo? Are we in SoHo now?
Girl #2: Technically SoHo is on that side of the street.
–Mott & Houston
- Posted on
- Directions, Girls, Soho
Girl #1: I’m tired of these ghetto dudes out here.
Girl #2: I know das right.
Girl #1: Das why I need a nigga in a business suit. I’m tired of
these ghetto dudes out here with they pants hangin’ off they butt, comin’ home 3 in the mornin’ talkin’ ’bout, “Boo, make me a peanut butter and jelly sanwich.” If I had a nigga in a business suit, he’ll get a project girl like me out da hood and make me a 3 course meal!
–3 train
- Posted on
- Clothing, Friends, Ghetto Chicks, On the Subway, Race, Sex & Relationships, Wishes & desires
Chick #1: Yeah, I’m really getting sick of our teacher. I mean, and maybe I shouldn’t say this, but I don’t care that she was raped by her
father as a child.
Chick #2: I know, that’s really none of our business. I don’t need to know that.
–168th Street station
Overheard by: bouch
- Posted on
- Education, Etiquette, Family Ties, Girls, Harlem & Morningside Heights, On the Subway, Rape, Students
Queer: I think I am going to go running.
Girl: Did you masturbate today? You seem very antsy.
–1st Avenute & 10th Street
Overheard by: Abby Nydam
- Posted on
- Fitness, Girls, Masturbation, Queers, The Village
Woman: His penis was out, and it was as big as a baseball bat, and it reached his mouth. And all the kids were saying, “What’s that?”.
–New York Aquarium
- Posted on
- Coney Island, Kids, Penis, Women
Manager guy: How did you make those sandwiches so fast?
Sammich guy: Performance-enhancing drugs.
–Subway, 23rd & Madison
- Posted on
- Coworkers, Drugs, Jobs & Careers, Madison Square Garden, Restaurants & Cafes
Old lady #1: What are you eating? It smells good.
Old lady #2: Nicorette.
–DR2 theater, E. 15th Street
- Posted on
- Food, Old People, Scents of the City, Theater, Union Square and East Village, Women
Girl #1: What do you mean? What are pajama bottoms?
Girl #2: You know, like those cotton pants you buy at Old Navy.
Girl #1: I don’t know what you’re talking about but I have 3 pair.
–University & 12th
- Posted on
- Clothing, Girls, Union Square and East Village
Girl #1: I really need to buy cigarettes. Would they sell them there?
Girl #2: Um…that stands for “General Nutrition Center.”
–10th Street & 7th Avenue
Overheard by: djlindee
- Posted on
- Health and Hygiene, Smokers & Smoking, Stupidity, The Village
