Girl #1: You fail at life.
Girl #2: Nuh-uh! I’m good at life! I have a C-plus at life!

High school

Overheard by: Kat Navane

Flight attendant: Okay, everyone, we're going to be landing soon. We would like to be the first to welcome you to reality…I mean, Cleveland.

Plane over Cleveland, Ohio

Woman on cell in department store: She's probably trading food for underwear.

Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: Leslie

Queer en route to Obama rally: Oh my god, he’s so cute. Do you think he’ll sign my ass for me?

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Rachel Jane

Professor, exasperated: Don't you guys know anything about education in Sweden? Or anything about Sweden at all?
Physical education major: Yeah, that's where we get those Swiss Army knives.

Education Class
Ohio State University

Overheard by: i can't believe these people are going to be teachers…

Ditzy blond: How many girls have you seen down there!
Ditzy guy with ditzy blond: Tons! Like, so many! (pause) Oh, okay! Fine! Six.

Great American Ball Park
Cincinnati, Ohio

Man to woman: You know what I really love? My hair.

Oberlin, Ohio

Overheard by: jaytro

White basketball coach at end of middle school game: Wait… Wait! Don’t let any black people leave. I need to take their picture!


Overheard by: A rare sighting

Teaching assistant to bunch of anatomy students: When in doubt, touch yourself!

Cleveland State University, Ohio

Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.

Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio

Overheard by: robby gigante