Creepster #1: You know what’s really hot?
Creepster #2: What?
Creepster #1: Sniffing a sexy chick’s underwear.
Creepster #2: Yeah, man.
Creepster #1: So you do it, too? I do it after sex when she leaves the room.
Creepster #2: Yeah, me, too… But usually it’s my mom’s underwear, so my girlfriend doesn’t get weirded out.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/05/oedipus-man-what-the-fuck-i-thought-we-talked-about-this/
Girl #1: What, exactly, does “Muslim” mean?
Girl #2: I think it's, like, a type of Islam or something.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/11/theres-a-reason-its-an-introductory-course/
Overheard by: Stewart
Girl to guy: You shouldn't be worried about getting into med school. You should be, like, worried about getting alcohol poisoning over the weekend.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/11/02/dont-dismiss-the-possible-networking-oppurtunities-of-vomiting-on-the-floor-of-the-er/
Overheard by: Brent
Girl: So I booked my cruise and my trip to Florida in the same week. People who aren't Jewish don't understand that going to Florida is not a luxury anymore.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/10/23/and-im-thinking-of-purchasing-new-rez/
Overheard by: second cup
Professor: I don't even turn on the television anymore. It's just violence. It's all rape, and gore, and homosexual pedophiles in wheelchairs who chop up grandmothers.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/01/wasnt-that-the-season-finale-of-what-not-to-wear/
Overheard by: philosopher
Girl #1: No, dude, I never knew New Jersey was in New York!
Girl #2: Yeah… I didn't even know New Jersey was a city!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/04/03/which-is-in-new-england-no-thats-all-wrong-im-certain-we-must-have-been-changed-for-new-rez-girls/
Overheard by: Ian
Guy: I have a lot of respect for icebergs. They're not trying to show off or anything.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/25/bill-oreilly-claims-arctic-breaking-up-just-for-the-hell-of-it/
Overheard by: aylmer
Girl #1: Yeah, so, my vagina keeps talking to me.
Girl #2: Really? What does it say?
Girl #1: I don't know–it keeps speaking French.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/09/09/je-queef/
Overheard by: just trying to get a muffin
Female sexual predator: I have a cookie jar in my pants and the lid is always open!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/03/amk-warts-those-are-chocolate-chips/
Asian girl: I hate being Asian!
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/29/asians-of-the-jewish-persuasion/
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