Chick: I don’t know what is wrong with her, she was acting so
agnoxious.
–Office, Madison & 38th
Hipster guy: Whenever they build a new road, it should be the blankth street ever made. 34th Street should be the 34th street ever built.
–C train
Overheard by: A. Magnus
Fat girl: When I used to play Scrabble just for the words, I sucked.
–Astoria
Overheard by: Gregorio
Chick: Oh my god, you’re so stupid. Canal Street isn’t in Chinatown; it’s in English, how could it be Chinatown?
–N train
Overheard by: Steph Lo
Drunk girl: I didn’t have an ego until I started doing acid. My friend and I, we would just sit around and do acid and talk about how cool we were. We had this thing called “P.A.S.” that stood for “Phat As Shit.” We’d be like, “We…are P.A.S.”
–Uncle Ming’s, Avenue B
Homie: Yo, you see that shit on Family Guy? That nigga Quagmire be funny, son! That “giggity giggity” shit! Yo son, that nigga tied up a cheerleader and shit and always be trying to nail the little bitch.
–N train
