Woman: Two retarded people would find each other. Still, they’ll make a good couple.
–Burger King, Bensonhurst
Woman: Two retarded people would find each other. Still, they’ll make a good couple.
–Burger King, Bensonhurst
Woman walking in Stanley Park in Vancouver to the man with her: “Your serotonin levels seem really high today.”
Ranch One Flyer Guy: Ranch One. [pushes flyer]
Lady: Ugh, get away from me.
Ranch One Flyer Guy: Screw you!
Businesschick: Are you still with that girl?
Businessguy: No. She kept trying to get me to go to AA. One night out with me and you’ll see..!
Businesschick: Oh, I’ve seen the aftermath. The stitches, the blood.
–Midtown Office
Young woman: I’m a lot better at hiding my feelings than you are. I’m REALLY UPSET.
–Union Square
Woman in McDonald’s: “…and they were conversating about…”
Old Woman: You’re not making fun of my hat, are you? Better not be. Lots of flowers on this hat, it’s a fine hat. I love this hat. Your problem is, you got no love in you. Not for hats, not for nothing.
–McDonalds, St. Mark’s Place
A guido is wearing a black jumpsuit and hat when a middle aged woman approaches him.
Woman: Hey…cowboy hat, eh?
Guido: (tips hat) You got that right.
Woman: And is that…velour too, huh?
Guido: You bet. Only the finest.
Woman: Don’t even tell me. You wearing a g-string under that?
Guido: Actually, how did you know?
–MSG
Overheard by: Jay G
Woman: Having sex with him was the same as eating a slice of plain Wonder bread while looking in the window of a Crate and Barrel.
–York & 70th
Woman: So it’s top secret. I think I’m going to quit in January.
–500 Madison Avenue
