Girl: Paris Hilton has a fragrance?! What’s it supposed to smell like, unwashed crotch?

–Manhattan Mall

Overheard by: Rainey

Store guy: I don’t get it. If I lost my kid for 5 minutes I’d be crazy.
Customer man: You’d be hysterical. You’d be a madman.
Store guy: Meanwhile, the kid must have been in the store for 45 minutes before I noticed him!

–Quails, SI mall