Angry Girl: And she wrote it on her Live Journal!
–14th St. & 1st
Overheard by: Tibbie X
Angry Girl: And she wrote it on her Live Journal!
–14th St. & 1st
Overheard by: Tibbie X
Yuppie: We shouldn’t be using our brains to simulate monkeys.
–Broadway & 72nd
Wannabe Player: It is a pleasure to have the honor of being in your company.
–Halloween Party, Greenwich Village
Guy: We’re all stuck in a loop of bullshit.
–Odessa, Ave. A
Hispter eating in Bonita in Williamsburg: “…and they have their own vocabulary, using phrases like, ‘hanging out.'”
Woman: Usually when the bill is over $70 a person I steal something.
–Bensonhurst
Black Man (to African Man): Where are you from? Why don’t you go back there, man?
–Penn Station
Woman: So I asked for a slice with mushrooms, and the girl’s like ‘Well, can you wait?’, and I’m like ‘This is New York! No, I can’t wait!’
–Association of Graphic Communications, 7th Avenue
Young woman: I’m a lot better at hiding my feelings than you are. I’m REALLY UPSET.
–Union Square
Dude: We have called you The Breast Fondler for like two years and she wouldn’t even let you fondle her breasts? Doesn’t she know your nickname?
–6 train
Overheard by: Matt Stoudt
