Why Casper the Friendly Ghost Has Difficulty Keeping a Girlfriend

Really stoned girl: Oh god, my first relationship was horrible. It was just six weeks of me being scared of his genitals.

Canberra
Australia

Overheard by: Boffins

Posted on November 3, 2021
Australia, Body parts, Compare and contrast, Fears, Relationships, Stoners, Weirdness

But Perhaps I'm Mis-Remembering Sesame Street

Guy, singing: He'll only be your friend if he touches your breast…
Girl: What?!
Guy, not singing anymore: It's like my favorite song.

Metro State
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Posted on October 30, 2021
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Colorado, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships

…Drugs? It's Drugs, Right?

Dumb brunette #1: Well, he likes Sarah and Matt…
Dumb brunette #2: They don't count, everyone likes them!
Dumb brunette #1: Well, my boyfriend doesn't like any of my friends, then. I don't really like any of my friends.
Smart, older blonde walking by: Well, dear, there's a simple solution to that.
Dumb brunette #1: Oh? What is it?

University Library, Kent State
Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 9, 2021
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Ohio, Questions, Relationships

And Be Sure to Return Your Seat Backs to the Awkward Position

Stewardess: Wave hi to my ex-husband and his new wife as they pass by.

Southwest Airlines Flight
Houston to New Orleans

Overheard by: Passenger A 44

Posted on October 6, 2021
Airports & flights, Default, Flight attendants, Girls, Offers and requests, Public transportation, Relationships, USA, Weirdness

Once You Go Cowboy, You Get a Whole New Posse

Preteen girl #1, trying on cowboy hat: If I was a cowboy, would you be my friend?
Preteen girl #2: No.

Newburyport, Massachusetts

Posted on September 29, 2021
Clothes, Clothing, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Tweens

Professional Jello Wrestling Has Its Pratfalls, Sweetie

Girl: But I showered for you this morning!
Boyfriend: So you don't want to go?
Girl: I didn't say that, but you made me get cleaned up this morning, and now I'm just going to get dirty. You better pay my water bill, for all these showers you make me take.

Quiznos
Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Believes in no-strings-attached hygene

Posted on September 17, 2021
Bathing, Couples, Florida, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Money, Relationships

Hook Me Up?

Guy #1: Is your aunt gonna get a divorce?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Niiiice.

Walton High School
Marietta, Georgia

Overheard by: nezu!

Posted on August 27, 2021
Compliments, Default, Family ties, Georgia, Guys, Relationships, School [Elem., Middle, & High]

And Make Our Points Without Using the Word “Whatever”

Girl in anthropology class: So… Islam says that men can marry four wives, but women can only marry one husband. Whatever.
Professor: Let's try to maintain some cultural relativism!

Collegeville, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: nina

Posted on August 19, 2021
Class, Compare and contrast, Education, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Religion, Students, Teachers

Do You Mean It, or Are You Just Using Her for Sex?

Girl on cell: I said “I love you” like three years ago. Why? When was the last time you said it?
[pause]Girl on cell, shocked: Ew! To who, you whorebag?!
[pause]Girl on cell, incredulous: You say “I love you” to your mom?

200 Bus
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: likewhoa

Posted on July 21, 2021
Bus, California, Family ties, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Questions, Relationships, Words

Nietzsche: What Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Wierder

(Mustang Sally is playing in background)
Guy: I dated a girl in high school who called herself Mustang Sally and me Cowboy Bill.
Girl: Is that the girl you kissed?
Guy: No, we just wrestled. She was weird. I was weird. It worked out…badly.

Video Store
Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on July 14, 2021
Default, Girls, Guys, Memory lane, Names, New Zealand, Relationships, Weirdness

Relationships