You’re a Real Gentleman

Dude: I think I should wait until she has breasts.

http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/

Overheard by: david

Posted on November 21, 2018
Creepsters, Overheard in Vancouver, Rack

He’s Got the Extemporaneous Rhyming, but Can He Rope-a-Dope?

Voluble man: Hey, blondie! Hey! Guess what? I’m the prettiest man on this here bus! I’m like Muhammad Ali! Get your degree, smoke your crack free, national American methiversity! Hey, blondie! Guess what? I gots the prettiest dick on this whole bus! You should come over and check it on up!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/that_commercial_was_on_when_i.html

Overheard by: blondie

Posted on August 11, 2018
Bragging, Creepsters, Overheard in Minneapolis

…as Salad Dressing.

Creepy mustached dude: Yep, so that's nine weeks of good urine testing. And about four weeks ago, I started using my own.

Dunkin' Donuts
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: All I wanted was a coffee

Posted on April 21, 2018
Connecticut, Creepsters, Health & Hygiene, Pee, Weirdness

They Usually Have Pretty Cool Stereo Equipment

Customer: My therapist wants me to start thinking of men as friends. Seriously though, if you can’t fuck’em, what’s the point?

Espresso Drive Thru
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: The Barista Who Loves Her Job

Posted on November 18, 2017
Advice, Creepsters, Customers, Default, Gender issues, Guys, Mental illnesses, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality, Washington

Carlos Beltran: I Hate Being an Outfielder

Female Mets fan: I’d let the whole infield fuck me in the ass with no lube if it meant they would win the World Series.
Friend: Classy, Michelle, real classy.

Braves-Mets Game
Queens, New York

Overheard by: aaron

Posted on November 7, 2017
Ass, Backdoor, Bimbettes, Creepsters, Etiquette, Friends, Girls, New York, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Wishes

…Through Binoculars.

Music History prof taking roll: Jane Smith?
Jane: Here.
Prof: Oh, there you are. I’m just used to seeing you from behind.

Hartford, Connecticut

Posted on August 30, 2017
Ass, Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Creepsters, Default, Education, Etiquette, Girls, Names, Students, Teachers

Her Gentle Way of Saying, “You Give Shitty Head”

Large man: You need a back rub?
Girl rubbing shoulder in pain: I’m fine, thanks.
Large man: I give great massages. My mama says it’s better than a orgasm.

MUNI bus
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: melissa

Posted on November 3, 2016
Creepsters, Family ties, Gossip, San Francisco

By the Way, Sorry about Scaring Your Daughter Like That

Bathroom-bound tech woman: Are you following me? Not that many people follow me at my age.
Tech guy: No. I’m more of the ‘call-is-coming-from-inside-the-house’ kind of guy.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: 2catchapredator