Drunk guy #1: Where’s Xavier from?
Drunk guy #2: I don’t know.
Drunk guy #1: Where’s Ohio state from?
–Tonic East
Overheard by: tom
Drunk guy #1: Where’s Xavier from?
Drunk guy #2: I don’t know.
Drunk guy #1: Where’s Ohio state from?
–Tonic East
Overheard by: tom
Ghetto girl #1: Do you think I could be a saint?
Ghetto girl #2: No.
Ghetto girl #1: Shut up.
–Brooklyn Public Library
Hot chick: Pardon me — can I get a top off?
Barista: Excuse me?!
–Vox Pop, Cortelyou Rd, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Disappointed
Little girl: Daddy, when you die do we get all of your money?
Father: Well, that won’t happen for a very long time.
Little girl: Daddy, how much money do you make?
–A train
Overheard by: A Chan
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Elderly Village-type customer: Do I want a bag? What, am I gonna carry it out in my mouth?
–Strand Bookstore, 12th & Broadway
Overheard by: Jake Elwell
Little boy: Hey, can I pet your dog?
Man with puppy: You got a dollar?
–Washington Square Park
Overheard by: Emily
Lady: What are you all waiting for?
26th guy in line for iPhone: The new Harry Potter book.
27th guy in line: Shrek 4.
28th guy in line: Free crack. [Lady walks away.]
–AT&T store, Union Square
Middle-aged lady: Wait — isn’t there supposed to be a separation between church and space?
Young lady: No! Well, yes…
–87th & Lex
Overheard by: hbomb
Skinny chick: Was there scaffolding on his building?
Fat chick: Yeah, don’t you remember? I climbed it in my Catwoman costume on Halloween.
–Greenwich & 6th
Overheard by: tj
College girl: How many Asians are in there?
Bouncer: I don’t know.
College girl: Like, what’s the percentage?
Bouncer: Seventy? [Girls walk away.]
–Bowery & Prince
