Eh. Most Of What We Produce Is Shit, Anyway.

Coworker #1: Are either of you any good with reviewing grammar?
Coworker #2: What?
Coworker #1, yelling: I'm having colon problems!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/you-should-see-internist-or-editor.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 14, 2009
Body parts, Coworkers, Eavesdrop DC, Health & Hygiene, Questions

But It'll Ruin That Perfectly Good Wii Controller

Annoyed guy walking with his girlfriend: Whatever… We can do it anally tonight if you want.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/07/classy.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on December 11, 2009
Backdoor, Couples, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, Wishes

According to Mom's New Boyfriend

Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on October 18, 2009
Animals, Comebacks, Dads, Eavesdrop DC, Food, Kids, Parenting, Weirdness, Wishes

But I Thought Mimes Loved Boxes?

Female to male coworker: Stop trying to fit me into things!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/square-peg-says-what-to-round-hole.html

Overheard by: tla

Posted on September 30, 2009
Coworkers, Eavesdrop DC, Sex, Weirdness

You Taking Evisceration and Dismemberment Next Term?

Girl #1, about classes she's taking: Oh, yeah, and then there's Murder and Genocide.
Girl #2: That sounds awesome!
Girl #1: I know, right?

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-getting-my-masters-degree-in-mayhem.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on September 19, 2009
Eavesdrop DC, Education, Girls, Murder, Stupidity, Violence

Who Wants to Volunteer for My First Demonstration?

Economics professor, discussing equilibrium in trade curves: When you reach that point, the climax, everyone can go home satisfied and exhausted. So as you can imagine, we're going to fool around with these curves quite a bit.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/american-university-where-you-can-get.html

Overheard by: au

Posted on September 15, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Eavesdrop DC, Education, Sensory experiences, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Doesn't Mean I Don't Love You, Dad.

Young college woman on cell: No! No, you may not wear my underwear!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/04/she-just-ruined-someones-night.html

Overheard by: silver spring

Posted on September 14, 2009
Clothes, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, On the phone, Students, Undies

So I've Given Up Country Music

Supermarket cashier: I only use Charmin toilet paper; if a place doesn't have it, I bring my own.
Customer: Wow, you're picky.
Supermarket cashier: I'm picky about my men too; they have to have all of their teeth.

eavesdropdc.blogspot.com

Posted on March 12, 2009
Body parts, Customers, Default, Eavesdrop DC, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Names

Unless You're Prepared to Teach the Rest of Us to Plié

Construction worker #1, with southern drawl, on speakerphone: Yeah, then we all woke up wearing leotards. Looked like goddamn ballerinas.
Construction worker #2: I don't think I'd tell that story.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/10/men-men-men-manly-men-men-men.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on November 22, 2008
Advice, Clothing, Compare and contrast, Construction workers, Coworkers, Default, Eavesdrop DC

The TV Series That Never Made It to Lifetime

Woman #1: Come on, hurry up! I want to go home.
Woman #2: Jesus, you sure do get cranky when you're sober.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/dont-we-all.html

Overheard by: Jon

Posted on October 1, 2008
Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Eavesdrop DC, Offers and requests, Time Management, Wishes, Women

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