Hipster #1: But look how easy it is to pick out the tourists. I mean, look, there’s a tourist. There’s a tourist. It’s so frickin’ easy to tell who belongs here and who doesn’t.
Hipster #2: Yeah, like why don’t they even try to blend in while they’re here? It’s like they’re trying to be Greek when they’re in Rome.
Hipster #1 is totally lost.
Hipster #2: You know, ’cause when you’re in Rome, you’re supposed to act Roman.
Hipster #1: Oh, I’ve never been to Italy.
–6 train
Overheard by: The tourist in their midst
