Yuppie: If I could be anywhere in the world now, I would be in the West Bank.
— Cafe, Williamsburg
Yuppie: If I could be anywhere in the world now, I would be in the West Bank.
— Cafe, Williamsburg
Hipster: I went to a Polish beauty pageant last night in Brooklyn. It totally blew my brains apart.
–Williamsburg
Girl #1: Have you ever got hit by an errant cup of coffee?
Girl #2: Once, but I’m not sure how errant I’d consider it.
–Fix Coffee, Williamsburg
Overheard by: Greg Rutter
Yuppie: He said, “I’m a beautiful man, I deserve to be with a beautiful woman.” Because he’s so in love with himself he’s so lazy in bed.
–Williamsburg
Chick #1: That Dew’s totally going to land on someone’s shoe.
Chick #2: I know. I already stepped on like six feet.
–Mountain Dew promotional party (don’t ask), Greenpoint
Puerto Rican Teenager #1 in Williamsburg: “Hey, calling someone else gay means that you’re gay!”
Puerto Rican Teenager #2: “Are you calling me gay? ARE YOU CALLING ME GAY? I’m not gay! Bring any woman out here right now, and I will fuck her in front of you all, in front of the world. Anyone. Do it, right now! I will show the whole world that I am not gay! Do you hear me? Do you hear me? I AM NOT GAY!”
Hipster screamed out: “Michael Bloomberg has electricity now!”
Hipster in Williamsburg: I’ve traveled all around the providentials of New England.
Man: Just a little gay boy, yes. But a little gay boy with a big ass dick.
–S. Williamsburg
Ed.: What’s an ass dick?
Young man in a cafe in Williamsburg: “So, what do you do?”
Older man: “I’m an artist–and one of my works is in the Whitney.”
— Grand Cafe, Williamsburg
