Chick #1: Well, I wouldn’t mind posing in a cadaver.
Chick #2: Yeah, I know that…
–30th & Lexington
Overheard by: Indomitus
Chick #1: Well, I wouldn’t mind posing in a cadaver.
Chick #2: Yeah, I know that…
–30th & Lexington
Overheard by: Indomitus
Brunette: So, did you tell your mom yet?
Blonde: Yeah, my boyfriend was actually more upset about it than she was. She’s really laid-back.
Brunette: That’s good.
Blonde: Yeah, she said as long as I went to a nice, clean place to get it done, she’s happy.
–6 train
Overheard by: Allicat
NYU girl #1: Guess what? I’m going to Truman Capote’s house tomorrow!
NYU girl #2: Wow!
NYU girl #1: Yeah.
NYU girl #2: To meet him?
NYU girl #1: Oh, no. He’s, like, totally dead.
–Jane St, near W 4th St
Girl #1: He’s just self-conscious.
Girl #2: Conscious about what?!
Girl #1: … Himself.
–Original Pizza, Bay Ridge & 4th
Overheard by: Patrick
Girl #1: No, dammit. Not Italian. I’m so fat, you guys.
Girl #2: What? Shut up! You’re skinnier than all my other friends. You’re skinnier than me!
Girl #1: I have a fat soul.
Guy: The word you’re looking for is “jolly.”
–N train
Girl on bike: I want a penis. Can I have a penis?
Guy on bike: Maybe later.
Girl on bike: Cause this way we don’t have to worry about babies.
–Central Park
Overheard by: Steve E
Letch: So, are you traveling for business or pleasure?
PYT: Neither, I’m going to see my mother.
–JFK Airport bar
Chick: So I said to him, “Your mom’s dead, so why don’t you chill with us on Mother’s Day?”
–Thompson & Houston
Overheard by: Tommy Raiko
Professor: Where is the line between what is homosexual and what is not? Is a circle jerk not gay? Oh, god. I’m sorry to anyone who doesn’t know what that is.
–NYU
Girl: It makes you look gay, and I don’t mean good gay.
–The Gap, 17th St & 5th Ave
Flamboyant man on cell: I got you the one that had an ‘L.V.’ on it… How am I supposed to know what that means? I’m not that kind of gay!
–Grand St & Broadway
Overheard by: callmedrpalmer
TA: We can talk about boy sex, but we can’t talk about homosexuality.
–Classroom, NYU
Queer: Wait, how did you end up the gayest? Because I started out the gayest!
–Time Square
Overheard by: Tourist Who Blends
Bimbette: No, Jesus was gay. That’s the only solution.
–4 train
Overheard by: solution to what?
Man: All I’m saying is that if Jesus was beautiful on the inside, he was beautiful on the outside, so I know he had ladies looking at him.
Bimbette #1: Well, I know everything began in Africa.
Bimbette #2: That’s right. You know they have the indentation in Africa where the devil landed? They built a church over it to try to make it holy. I saw it on The Exorcist.
–4 train
Girl #1: Where do eggs come from? I mean, do chickens have vaginas?
Girl #2: I don’t want to know.
Girl #1: I mean, I was thinking about this the other day. Where do they come out of the chicken?
Girl #2: Let’s just drop it.
Girl #1 to Girl #3: What, does she not like chickens?
–MoMA
Overheard by: El Pollo
