Coney Island

Guy #1: Tell em’ what I did.
Guy #2: Pissed on her.
Guy #1: I pissed on her face while she was sleeping!

–Coney Island Boardwalk

Overheard by: Kate C.

Girl: If you were going to die twenty minutes from now, what would
you do?
Guy #1: I’d take you into the back and do you. What about you?
Girl: Yeah, I’d probably have sex with you, too.
Guy #2: I think I’d rape someone.

–Coney Island Boardwalk

Overheard by: Gradie Smith