Since Alf Went Out Of the Business

Girl, getting up to leave: Gotta go meet flipper down by the docks, he's bringing me a shipment of cocaine.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/04/amk-freebase-willy/

Overheard by: Ben

Posted on January 22, 2019
Crimes, Drugs, Girls, Overheard at McGill, Weirdness

Because Stool Analysis Costs Extra

Pharmacy assistant holding phone to pharmacist: This guy on the phone found some prescription bottles in a drawer and wants to know what they are. Can you talk to him?
Pharmacist: Did he eat them already?

Austin, Texas

Overheard by: mmm….mystery pills

Posted on October 1, 2018
Default, Drugs, Employees, Health & Hygiene, Texas, Wishes

And Fighting Scares Off Daddy's Dealer

Tough-looking guy with eight-year-old: Don't go over there! Dirty, gross stuff over there, dirty people go there.
Kid, climbing through railing bars: Druggies!
Dad: Don't say that around here! Daddy doesn't want to have to fight anyone.

Chinatown
Downtown Winnipeg
Canadia

Overheard by: al

Posted on August 20, 2018
Canadia, Dads, Default, Drugs, Family ties, Guys, Kids

If You Don’t, Try the Cafeteria’s Amphetameatloaf

History teacher (hanging up posters with spray adhesive): If ya’ll get high from this, you’re welcome.

High School
Columbia, South Carolina

Overheard by: thank you!

Posted on June 7, 2018
Default, Drugs, Education, Etiquette, School [Elem., Middle, & High], South Carolina, Teachers

…So He Could Cut Up His Coke.

Confused junkie: There were these two Jewish guys called Gold and Frankenstein, and they gave Jesus a mirror.

Box Hill Central
Melbourne
Australia

Posted on May 22, 2018
Australia, Druggies, Drugs, Jesus, Names, Religion

The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

20-something guy that obviously just woke up: So, do you think we'll have enough money to apply for college later today?
20-something girlfriend, also still bed-headed and yawning: Are you kidding me? It's 5 am and we're stoned. We'll talk about this later.

Bus
Dallas, Texas

Posted on May 6, 2018
Bus, Couples, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Money, Questions, Texas

What Happens When You're Raised by an Old Lady with a Lot Of Pills

Young boy: Good gracious, I'm high!

East Lansing, Michigan

Overheard by: sjshock

Posted on February 17, 2018
Drugs, Etiquette, Guys, Michigan, Weirdness, Words

Better Than Our Current Strategy in the Middle East

Crazy hobo, walking in office: Ecstasy! Ecstasy! Give every male one shot of ecstasy a day from the time they are seven to seventy, and that will end all the violence!

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: follylolly

Posted on January 9, 2018
Age and ageing, Arizona, Crazies, Drugs, Hobos, Violence, Weirdness

Which Was Also Wrong, But Seemed So Right at the Time

Girl, about test: Um, I got number 34 right and it's marked wrong!
Rest of class: Yeah.
Professor: I know. I already gave you all credit. Just ignore that, it must be some leftover meth use from my college years.

Auburn, Alabama

Posted on December 9, 2017
Alabama, Class, Drugs, Education, Memory lane, Students, Teachers

It’d Be a Match Made in Heaven If She’d Only Stop Stealing My Watch

Girl: Who are you dating now?
Guy: I don’t know if you’d call it dating, but I met a stripper that comes over around midnight, gets me high, sucks my dick, we fuck, I fall asleep and when I wake up, she’s gone.
Random eavesdropper: Dude, marry that bitch!

Open Bar
San Diego, California

Posted on September 30, 2017
BJs, California, Default, Drugs, Girls, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Strangers

Drugs