Are You Sure It's Not Just a Rash from the Sequins and Feathers?

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

What Do You Mean, That’s Too Graphic for My Wedding Vows?

Loud girl on cell: I dunno… I mean, it takes a lot for someone to make out with you after you’ve been puking.

Outside Goldwin Smith Hall
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/reticent.html

Posted on October 25, 2014
Colleges & Universities, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

I’m Not Irresistible; That Makes It His Fault

Chick #1: Oh my god, I was so drunk last night! Do you think Lisa will get mad that I made out with her boyfriend?
Chick #2: Yes.
Chick #1: Well, it wasn’t really my fault.
Chick #2: Yes, it was. You basically went up to him, batted your eyelashes, and started making out.

Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Laura

Posted on December 19, 2013
California, Hoochies, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Jay and Silent Bob Finally Accept It

Woman, about two men hugging: Okay, good. Now I want to see you make out. For two minutes. In slow motion.

Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York

Overheard by: conrad jones

Posted on December 14, 2013
Creepsters, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, New York

Presenting: the Difference Between Straight and Really Straight

Guy #1, wiping sweat off forehead: Dude, if we hook up with any o' these broads tonight, there's no way we could go down on them.
Guy #2, slamming rest of his drink: Well, maybe you wouldn't. Personally, I don't mind a little gravy on the roast beef.
Guy #1: Jesus, that's fuckin' sick, man! What the fuck is wrong with you?

Six Degrees Bar
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Big D

Posted on August 6, 2010
Bars & Clubs, Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Food, Guys, Illinois, Insults, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Questions

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