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(outside of a coffee shop downtown late at night)
Hipster chick: So then I went to the store and found out the shoes were discontinued but…
Creepy guy (with unzipped and unbuttoned pants): What are you guys talking about? Can I talk or are you going to kick me out?
Hipster chick: Uh… (looks around for a quick exit) No man, you can stay. We're talking about shoes.
Creepy guy: You're so hot. No, really. I would kiss you like you'd never think about shoes again.

Akron, Ohio

Overheard by: Julia M

Very serious little boy: I don’t think a moose and a human should kiss.

Library
Chicago Suburbs, Illinois

Dude: I want to fucking make out with you.
Chick: Yeah?
Dude: Yeah, maybe I will later.
Chick: Maybe.

Troy, New York

Overheard by: Andrew

Chick #1: Hey, it’s Todd*!
Chick #2: Oh, he’s a swimmer, right?
Chick #1: Yeah, his tongue swam in my mouth!

Olivet College
Olivet, Michigan

Girl #1: Well, I guess that answers the question about how vampires make out.
Girl #2: Yup… And it was hot!

Boston, Massachusetts