Preppy girl #1: Eek! No humping. Stop!
Preppy girl #2, pressing her thighs against #1: Not even side humping?
Preppy girl #1: No, not here… [Winks.]
–75th & Broadway
Overheard by: A Queens Librarian/ Rockstar
Preppy girl #1: Eek! No humping. Stop!
Preppy girl #2, pressing her thighs against #1: Not even side humping?
Preppy girl #1: No, not here… [Winks.]
–75th & Broadway
Overheard by: A Queens Librarian/ Rockstar
Preppy teen girl #1: … And there was blood, like, everywhere!
Preppy teen girl #2: Haha, oh my god.
–Soho
Overheard by: dannyl
Conductor: You know what stop this is?
Alabaster college prep: Harlem?
Conductor: Mmm-hm… Hope you find what you’re looking for, son.
–125th St station, Harlem
Preppy guy #1: I just don’t see myself getting married anymore.
Preppy guy #2: Yeah, I’ve totally lost the will to live.
Preppy guy #1: You’ve lost the will to live?!
Preppy guy #2: What? No, I meant to say I’ve lost the will to get married… Okay, I’ve lost the will to live.
–Wall St
Preppy girl: I don’t get it. How are you too busy to have sex but have enough time to get head?
Thug: Well, I don’t have to do any work. All I have to do is lie there.
Preppy girl: Oh, okay. What time should I come over?
–Ferry to Ellis Island
15-year-old preppy #1: I think Lisa’s really cool. We should hang out with her more.
15-year-old preppy #2 Yeah, she seems like a really cool girl. I guess her boyfriend’s in jail or something… And she has his name tattooed on her clit [gestures to stomach area] or something…
–Atlantic Ave
Preppy girl #1: Are these boyfriend panties, or are these cheating-on-your-boyfriend panties?
Preppy girl #2: I think they’re a little slutty.
Preppy girl #1: So, for cheating?
Preppy girl #2: Yeah.
Preppy girl #1: Do you think this is all they have, or is there another drawer?
–Victoria’s Secret
Preppy girl to friend: I vote to ban fat people from trains. [Woman nearby throws angry look.] Just at rush hour! [Woman mutters under her breath.] Local-only chub train?
–Crowded 3 train
Hobo: The government just doesn’t understand the power of my feet!
Preppy guy: I see. Go on…
–70th & Columbus
Preppy girl #1: What’s the difference between men’s shaving cream and women’s shaving cream?
Preppy girl #2: Um… I think it’s a different chemical reaction or something.
–CVS, Willets Pt & Francis Lewis Blvd, Queens
Overheard by: Jackie R.
