No Wonder King Cole Isn't a Merry Old Soul Anymore

Preppy college girl to friend: She was the girl who would go down on him while lighting his bowl. She was the perfect girl for him. It's too bad she went crazy, they would have been so happy together!

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Overheard by: burrhead.

Posted on December 19, 2008
BJs, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Preppies, Relationships, Weirdness

…In Unrelated News

Preppy guy #1: “Pangaea,” like the continent?
Preppy guy #2: Yeah, my sister just had a face lift.

Wal-Mart
Austin, Texas

Overheard by: Rev Loon

Posted on November 24, 2008
Beauty, Default, Family ties, Geography, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Stores, Texas, Weirdness, Words

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

His Hair Desperately Needed Product

Really preppy girl to preppy friends: Like, Jesus had problems too!

Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Ananda

Posted on September 5, 2008
Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Jesus, New York, Preppies

Which Is Why My Boyfriend’s Here at the Doctor’s

Guy: Do you spit or swallow?
Preppy girl: I don’t know. I just chew.

Florida

Posted on July 22, 2008
BJs, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Stupidity

And Lacoste Was So 1998

Homeless woman to preppy kid in pink shirt: Don’t mix your reds and your whites!

Boulder, Colorado

Posted on June 28, 2008
Advice, Bag ladies, Clothes, Colorado, Default, Kids, Preppies, Women

It Is Important to Air Things Out

Preppy girl: I love not wearing pants.
[Friends start to laugh.]Preppy girl: No! I mean have you ever gone to the beach and –you just take off your bottoms and –no! I mean you like take off your swimsuit bottoms–.
[Friends erupt in laughter.]Preppy girl: I just mean –I just like not wearing pants…

High School
San Diego, California