Car owner: Yeah, I just bought it. It has a supernova in it.
Friend: It must go really fast.
–Starbucks
Car owner: Yeah, I just bought it. It has a supernova in it.
Friend: It must go really fast.
–Starbucks
Gullible guy: So, are you really a porn star?
Dude in ‘Porn Star’ baseball cap: Yeah.
Gullible guy: Cool.
–The Players Theatre, MacDougal St
Patron: Are any of these soups vegetarian?
Cook: Yeah, the chicken noodle is.
–Café, Times Square
Overheard by: britmazing
Guy: She is not a crack whore!
Chick: She’s pregnant and she’s doing cocaine!
Guy: Well, that’s not crack.
–Starbucks
Dude: Did you hear the queen’s in town?
Chick: Our town?
Dude: Not necessarily.
–Columbia University
Overheard by: McFreaky
MTA announcement: Due to an earlier incident, service on the number one line is running slowly. Please be patient.
Girl on stairs: Please be patient… What do they mean?
–59th St station
Overheard by: Sibyl
Customer: I’d like to return this shirt. It fits me just right, but the tag says ‘Large,’ and I don’t wear a size Large.
Returns person: Okay, no problem.
–H&M, 34th & 7th
Overheard by: Andrea Reese
Lady to friend about Magic Johnson AIDS ad: Look at Magic Johnson. Why’s he always look so happy? He’s got AIDS!
Friend: He don’t got AIDS anymore — that’s why he’s happy.
–125th & 5th
Overheard by: tiffanykapri
Passerby #1: I hate this fucking college they got over here.
Passerby #2: Yeah, books and shit.
–115th & Broadway
Buff dude: It’s, like, science fiction, man! I could summon a fireball in my hand right now! It’s fuckin’ science fiction!
Friend: Yeah… You might wanna start smaller.
–Shea Stadium
Overheard by: verbena
