Good Thing It Wasn’t a Double Dog Dare

Chick #1: He hooked up with a guy over break.
Chick #2: He did?
Chick #1: Yeah, in Miami over break, he said, “I never turn down a dare.”

–New School elevator, 12th Street & 3rd Avenue

Posted on March 6, 2006
Brooklyn, Queers, Sex & Relationships

“Mr. Barton, phone call on line two.”

Girl: I’m not going to the gym today.
Queer: Oh my god, this is like the gazillionth time you’ve cancelled. Honey, no offense, and I didn’t want to have to tell you this, but you give me no choice. You’re starting to get fat. You need to start going to the gym, like, every day or no man’s gonna wan’t you.
Girl: You gays are so fucking judgmental. Oh, and since I’m such a fat cow, you can go find someone else to help you stretch and have to deal with your sweaty balls in their face.

–Starbucks, Park Row

Posted on March 3, 2006
Anger Management, Manhattan, Queers, Restaurants & Cafes, Sports, Wall Street, TriBeCa, South Street Seaport

A Fist Will Make Her Deep

Guy: You should become a lesbian. It seems to be working out for everyone else.
Girl: Yeah, um, I’ll have to pass.
Guy: You’re so shallow.

–A train

Overheard by: drewseph

Posted on February 24, 2006
On the Subway, Queers, Sex

Clothes Make the Wednesday One-liners

Guy: You know, for a hundred dollars, you can get that old mink stole
made into a teddy bear!

–M104 bus

Overheard by: Ron Caldwell

Posted on February 22, 2006
Brooklyn, College, Columbia (& Barnard), Crazies, Fashion, Hipsters, Manhattan, Midtown & Hell's Kitchen, Old People, On the Bus, On the Subway, One-liners, Queens, Queers, Restaurants & Cafes, Retail Therapy, Shopping, The Village, Union Square and East Village, Upper East Side, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center, Violence

That’s the Way for the Men

Chick #1: I really think this is the way to go.
Chick #2: I told you, I’m not ready. They don’t even know me. I don’t want them to always think of me as “that lesbian girl.” I said no.
Chick #1: I meant Eighth Avenue.

–23rd & 8th

Overheard by: Mchelly

Posted on February 16, 2006
Chelsea & the Meatpacking District, History & Geography, Manhattan, NYC Geography, Queers

Hair, Cut; Otherwise, Not

Guy #1: Did you give anything to your boyfriend for Valentine’s Day?
Guy #2: No…I didn’t. I date girls.
Guy #1: Oh. Really?
Guy #2: Yeah. Why would you think that I go for guys?
Guy #1: I just always thought…
Guy #2: Really? Why?
Guy #1: Well you’re bald.
Guy #2: But you’re bald too.
Guy #1: Yeah. Exactly.

–Elevator, Rockefeller Plaza

Overheard by: Shacks