Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html
Overheard by: time for a shower?
Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html
Overheard by: time for a shower?
Gay sports fan to table of gay sports fans, while watching Packers game: So, are you a packer or a packee?
Washington, DC
Artsy queer: You masturbated to the soundtrack of The Nightmare Before Christmas?!
Houghton, Michigan
Overheard by: Midget Goldfish
Queer: Wouldn’t it be great if penises tasted like Nutella?
Fag hag: Unfortunately, oral sex doesn’t give you an evolutionary advantage, so we’ll probably never evolve that way.
Montreal
Canadia
Overheard by: premed
Queer: If gay people can’t get married then fat people shouldn’t be allowed to have lunch breaks!
Carson Street
Muncie, Indiana
Overheard by: Cassie
Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you worried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not really.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a fleshlight really counts as sodomy.
Grand Avenue
Saint Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Confused Dyke On The Corner
Teenage queer: How do you say 'fluffy' in science?
Random young boy: Fluffology?
Pretty woman: What?
Teenage queer: Velutinous?
Random young boy: Oh, that's sciencey.
Aurora
Ontario
Canadia
Fratty-looking queer #1: I need some lip balm. My lips feel all dried up, like…old fruit.
Fratty looking queer #2: You are an old fruit. (pause) No, really, you're 25, which means you're almost 30, which means you're almost dead.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: gymbo
Queer en route to Obama rally: Oh my god, he’s so cute. Do you think he’ll sign my ass for me?
Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Rachel Jane
