Woman: I can’t imagine sleeping with any of my male friends.
Man: You just need to ignore personality.
–Nacho’s Kitchen, 112th & Broadway
Overheard by: djlindee
Woman: I can’t imagine sleeping with any of my male friends.
Man: You just need to ignore personality.
–Nacho’s Kitchen, 112th & Broadway
Overheard by: djlindee
Girl #1: Sometimes I wanna kill your cat.
Girl #2: But I thought you hated dogs.
Girl #1: I do, but your cat always looks at me like it wants to hump my leg.
–100th & Broadway
Overheard by: Amanda Fox
Twentysomething girl #1: After seeing that last body, I understand how he really did break his penis last year.
Twentysomething girl #2: Yeah, and you said he was just faking it.
—Bodies Exhibit, South Street Seaport
Chick #1: Oh my god, that girl just opened her mouth so wide she could swallow the world.
Chick #2: Seriously, I think she just swallowed me. And while I was in there, there were three children with me…and a lhasa apso.
–44th & 2nd
Girl #1: I really wasn’t into him; he was too young.
Girl #2: What are you talking about? You’re a rapist.
–6th Avenue & West 3rd Street
Guy: Omigod dude, the main detective guy from Law & Order: SVU guest stars as a pediatrician on Scrubs! I could never imagine him doing the things he’s doing right now.
Girl: No dude, omigod, you know he was on Oz and he was a gay prisoner and he liked getting it in the ass and giving it too. That’s extreme, man.
–Penn Station
Drunk chick #1: I have the best blind date story ever.
Drunk chick #2: Oh yeah?
Drunk chick #1: My sister’s friend flew from Australia to LA for a blind date, and she ended up flying to Aruba with the guy and marrying him like a week later.
Drunk chick #2: Wow. That’s awesome!
Drunk chick #1: But I think she was just, like, 35 and desperate to get married.
–Bleecker & Sullivan
Overheard by: djlindee
Guy: Yo, are we takin’ the elevator upstairs, or what?
Girl: No, lazy-ass. We takin’ the stairs.
Guy: Yo, I done told you that I just ate and I don’t wanna work it off!
–14th Street A/C/E station
Overheard by: Grace
Chick #1: So I told him I love him…
Chick #2: Aw. that’s so cute.
Chick #1: Yeah. And it was, like, true…I think.
–Lafayette Street Residence
Overheard by: bottom
Woman: Once in a store, a guy left his bag on the floor and I snatched his wallet right out of it.
Man: Boy, you sure are lucky.
Woman: I know, I took the money and bought me a TV.
–A train
