Girl to her friends: What are we doing here?
Random guy: Well, I’m glad the kids are still asking all the right existential questions.
–8th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Mansoor Khan
Girl to her friends: What are we doing here?
Random guy: Well, I’m glad the kids are still asking all the right existential questions.
–8th St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Mansoor Khan
Guy: Damn, I worked so hard this weekend. Mexicans didn’t come out of their hiding holes.
Girl: Hiding holes?
Guy: Stupid immigration shit, I’m going to slap every Republican back to Texas where they can pick their own fruit.
–St. John’s
Guy #1: Yeah, she wouldn’t shut up so I peed on her.
Guy #2: Just what I would have done, bro.
–Central Park
Girl: Do you bite your nails?
Guy: No, my girlfriend does it for me.
–Spring & Thompson
Overheard by: FERN
Woman: I can’t imagine sleeping with any of my male friends.
Man: You just need to ignore personality.
–Nacho’s Kitchen, 112th & Broadway
Overheard by: djlindee
Girl #1: Sometimes I wanna kill your cat.
Girl #2: But I thought you hated dogs.
Girl #1: I do, but your cat always looks at me like it wants to hump my leg.
–100th & Broadway
Overheard by: Amanda Fox
Twentysomething girl #1: After seeing that last body, I understand how he really did break his penis last year.
Twentysomething girl #2: Yeah, and you said he was just faking it.
—Bodies Exhibit, South Street Seaport
Chick #1: Oh my god, that girl just opened her mouth so wide she could swallow the world.
Chick #2: Seriously, I think she just swallowed me. And while I was in there, there were three children with me…and a lhasa apso.
–44th & 2nd
Girl #1: I really wasn’t into him; he was too young.
Girl #2: What are you talking about? You’re a rapist.
–6th Avenue & West 3rd Street
Guy: Omigod dude, the main detective guy from Law & Order: SVU guest stars as a pediatrician on Scrubs! I could never imagine him doing the things he’s doing right now.
Girl: No dude, omigod, you know he was on Oz and he was a gay prisoner and he liked getting it in the ass and giving it too. That’s extreme, man.
–Penn Station
