Moustached Fat Man: So I started my own ‘zine. Hopefully I’ll meet people.
–Astor Place
Overheard by: Tibbie X
Moustached Fat Man: So I started my own ‘zine. Hopefully I’ll meet people.
–Astor Place
Overheard by: Tibbie X
Man: Do you sell cannabis?
Florist: Cannabis?
Man: Yeah, it’s a plant.
–28th Street
Guy: OK, everyone who’s wearing the same clothes today as they did last night, raise their hands!
–5th Ave.
Man #1: Are you calling me fat?
Man #2: No.
Man #1: Yo, Joseph. I want a chicken pot pie, too.
–KFC, Delancey St.
Man holding pool cue: Rack ’em, fattie!
–SoHo
Man: If I punch Spongebob in the face, it would be because he is living at a higher moral standard than me, as a role model to children.
–Toys ‘R Us, Times Square
Businesschick: Are you still with that girl?
Businessguy: No. She kept trying to get me to go to AA. One night out with me and you’ll see..!
Businesschick: Oh, I’ve seen the aftermath. The stitches, the blood.
–Midtown Office
Don Juan: Sure I got a seven inch dick, but the thing no one ever talks about is I got a seven inch ball sack, too.
–Avenue A
Garbageman: They all wanna fucking be like us.
–LES
Overheard by: Justin Sheckler
Guy: Yeah, man, that’s true. But you have to keep in mind that while you’re emotionally emasculated, he’s physically emasculated, and there’s a helluva difference.
–Knitting Factory
Overheard by: Patrick Taylor
