Three-year-old in stroller: Have you ever seen a pussy?
Nanny: No.
–76th St & Amsterdam
Three-year-old in stroller: Have you ever seen a pussy?
Nanny: No.
–76th St & Amsterdam
Drunk girl #1: (points at a green minivan) Cab!
Drunk girl #2: Nope.
–Union Square West
Overheard by: Anna D
Girl #1: Where are you from, again?
Girl #2: Kentucky.
Girl #1: Oh, no…that didn’t get by the tornado, did it?
–Shades of Green, E. 15th Street
Overheard by: Emily
Man: Look, there’s the arch!
Woman: Oh, I didn’t think this place was real!
–Washington Square Park
High school brunette: Hey, how do you spell “who”?
High school blond: Are you retarded?
High school brunette: Just tell me!
High school blond: Wow, I can't believe I have to do this: h-o-u.
–75th & Park
Overheard by: Greg U.
Guy: Let's make a really bad decision tonight. Let's hang out.
Girl: Yeah!
–21st St & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Christian
Young Woman: Are you part Italian?
Older Woman: I’m Italian by injection!
–Private party, NYC
Hobo: What you got?! What you got!? What you got?!
White frat boyfriend: I got hos, yo!
White sorority girlfriend: Hey!
White frat boyfriend: I’m not talking about you. I just mean in general.
–33rd & 7th
Metrosexual guy: If I was some fish…
Girl, not looking up from her bus schedule: Grammar just cried.
Metrosexual guy: I don’t follow you.
Girl: Good, because if you did, I would have to have you arrested.
Metrosexual guy: I am so confused.
Girl: Do the words ‘you are an idiot’ confuse you?
Metrosexual guy: I hate you.
–28th & 5th
Bimbette: Well, the human brain weighs 3 lbs.
Friend: So?
Bimbette: So, I'm not really 110. I'm really 107. If you don't count my brain.
–A Train
