Yeah, But It's Different When It's a Professor

Party girl: Did you see Mark last night? I mean, he was doing coke off a hooker's ass.
Party queer, pouting: I so did that last week, and no one even said anything…

–Third North Courtyard, NYU

Overheard by: this is why I don't want anyone to know I go to NYU

Posted on August 7, 2020
Ass, Cocaine, Compare/Contrast, Gays and Lesbians, Gossip, NYU, Prostitution, Queer guys, Sorority Girls

You Should See Where She Keeps Her Cell Phone

Drunk girl #1: Yo, I have coke in my boob.
Drunk girl #2: Yeah, right, you so don’t. [Drunk girl #1 shows boob] Holy shit, you do!

–Brooklyn-bound 2 train

Overheard by: horny

Posted on June 12, 2020
Cocaine, Drinking & Drunk People, Drunks, Girls

Now I Just Work There Part-Time As a Supplier

Dude: Hey! Good to see you… What are you doing here? I thought you were at Beth Israel?
Waitress on smoke break: Yeah, I was in the OR until they caught me in the janitor’s closet doing coke.

–St Mark’s Pl & Ave A

Overheard by: Vegas

Posted on January 26, 2020
Cocaine, Health and Hygiene, Waitresses

Mostly CNN

Seven-year-old boy: You know Britney's on crack, she's on crack. And your girl Lindsay is so going to jail for selling cocaine. That Britney is crazy.
Aunt: That boy watches too much TV.

–LIRR

Overheard by: I think lindsay is going to jail too

Posted on July 20, 2019
About Celebrities, Boys, Cocaine, Crime and Punishment, Default, Families, Hard Drugs, Kids, Long Island, Prison, Trains Not Subway, TV, Women

So We Can Get Our Grades Up This Semester

Flustered queer student: I’m working for the next four days. I’m just glad I have a steady job now.
Hungover queer student: Yeah. I called about my job today, so hopefully I’ll be working tomorrow.
Flustered queer student: I’m so glad we’re both working now, because we need to be blowing more cocaine.

–12th & 5th

Posted on July 1, 2019
Cocaine, Jobs & Careers, Students, Union Square and East Village

C’mon, That Shit Was Weaker Than What We Snorted at Frank’s Funeral

Dude #1: It’s not like you did anything for me…
Dude #2: I brought the cocaine… I brought cocaine for you at my engagement party!

–Rumsey Field, Central Park

Overheard by: Jet Black

Posted on April 25, 2019
Assholes, Celebrations/Parties, Central Park, Cocaine, Comebacks, Friends, Friendship, Gripes, Guys, Sex & Relationships

I Take Drugs to Forget

Columbia student #1: It’s funny how many kids do coke at this school… Actually, it’s disgusting.
Columbia student #2: Wait, but you just bought an eightball a few hours ago.
Columbia student #1: Oh, yeah.

–116th & Broadway

Overheard by: keith smith

Posted on January 22, 2019
Cocaine, Compare/Contrast, Druggies, Students, Stupidity, Talking/Convos, Upper West Side & Lincoln Center

And Maybe Give Up This Ironic Detachment From the Only Life I’ll Ever Have

Hipster #1: I love it when my nose starts bleeding all over the fucking place. That just makes my day.
Hipster #2: Yeah, that’s good times.
Hispter #1: I should probably quit doing coke.
Hipster #2: Yeah, probably.

–Starbucks, Delancey & Allen

Overheard by: not a hipster, I swear